[Funny] There is a magical creature. . .

The original poster: Smash Newton's apple Views: 470 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2012-01-08 15:12:24
In the vast universe, there is a magical creature. This creature does not play games or chat on QQ. It just studies every day and ranks first in grade.
This kind of creature can learn nine lessons at the same time. Mom no longer has to worry about his study. .
This kind of creature is called someone else's child. .
This kind of creature can take the exams for Tsinghua University and Peking University.
It can take the exams for master's degree, doctorate, and saint warrior, and it can also be upgraded to gold, platinum, and crystal levels.
He doesn't read horoscopes or comics, and he wants to scold the computer when he sees it. . .
He is a member of the Communist Youth League, a party member, and a civil servant. In the future, he may also know why the earth is so round.
This creature looks good, writes well, and has good report cards. Even his fingernails have double eyelids. . .
This kind of creature feels extravagant and criminal when spending only 1 yuan a day.
This is what moved China in 2011.
One of the top ten people - other people's children = =
I have lived for more than 20 years and have been living in the shadow of this unknown creature. . . .
Now. . I can finally shout to the sky: I survived!
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Who is this child? Seeking the answer.
Isn't it this? For example: Look at Xiao Li's child, much more sensible than you. Look at Xiao Wang's child, scored 100 on the exam, ... This is 'other people's children'.
Uh… got it…!
Mom no longer has to worry about my studies, the Bubu Gao lighter, just click wherever you don't understand.
Hehe, what's up today? A joke frenzy?
Uh~ what should I say?
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