Chun Ge Zhuan

Since some people don't know Brother Chun, I will popularize it. 1. Brother Chun's smile can cure AIDS, but it's a pity that he never smiles.

2. Brother Chun never sleeps, he just waits.

3. Brother Chun is now suing the Soviet Union, claiming that "sickle" and "axe" are nothing more than trademarks for his left and right legs.

4. Chun Ge's main export is destruction.

5. If you can see Brother Chun, then Brother Chun can also see you at the same time. If you can't see Brother Chun, then you are not far from death.

6. Brother Chun once counted from one to infinity, twice.

7. Brother Chun never "plays games" because the word "playing games" implies the possibility of failure. Brother Chun went directly to "kill people."

8. Brother Chun never does laundry. He just ripped them open.

9. Brother Chun is 1/8 Japanese. It has nothing to do with his ancestors - one day he ate a Japanese alive.

10. The last page of the hardcover edition of Guinness World Records specifically states that all Guinness World Records are actually held by Brother Chun, and what is recorded in this book is only those who are closest to him.

11. There is no chin on Brother Chun's face, there are only two other fists there.

12. Brother Chun once kicked someone so hard with a roundhouse kick that his feet exceeded the speed of light, traveled back in time, and shot down Air France 447 flying over the Atlantic Ocean.

13. The phenomenon of "Cheerios" is actually what Brother Chun wants to express: "You silly wheat circles, just pour them for me!"

14. Brother Chun is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, can eat hammers, and survives being hit by a shotgun.

15. The pyramid was actually built to stop Brother Chun. It failed miserably.

16. If you ask Brother Chun what time it is now, he will look down at his watch and answer: "It's two seconds away...". When you asked "what?", he hit you in the face with a roundhouse kick...

17. Brother Chun was driving a Dongfeng 130 car with skulls painted on it.

18. Brother Chun sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his resolute image and unparalleled muscle power. Shortly after the deal ended, Brother Chun kicked the devil in the face with a roundhouse and took his soul back. The demon was somehow grateful, unable to get angry, and admitted that he should have expected this. Now the two of them play mahjong together on the second Wednesday of every month.
19. There is actually no theory of evolution in the world. There is only a list of creatures that Brother Chun allows to live.
20. Brother Chun spent one hour one day eating three 10-person hotpots at once. And for the first 45 minutes of this hour, he was still taking a shower.
21. Brother Chun is the only man in the world who has beaten a wall in a tennis match...
22. Brother Chun never uses butter sold in supermarkets. He roundhouse kicked the cow and the butter came out.
23. When Brother Chun filed his taxes every year, he would send it off with his photo on the blank form, and then lie down, ready to attack. From now on, Brother Chun no longer has to pay taxes.
24. The fastest way to reach a man's heart is with Brother Chun's fist.
25. The special berth for the disabled does not mean that this position is reserved for the disabled. It is actually a warning that this block is reserved for Brother Chun. If you park there, you are waiting to be disabled.
26. Brother Chun will gain the status of an administrative province in 2009, and his provincial flower will be the Overlord flower.
27. Hiroshima was never hit by an atomic bomb. It was just Brother Chun jumping off the plane and punching the ground.
28. Brother Chun originally appeared in "Street Fighter 2", but was later removed by beta testers because no matter what button he pressed, he could only use the "roundhouse kick". When asked about this "fault", Brother Chun said: "I can't tolerate less than perfection."
29. The opening scene of "Saving Private Ryan" is based on Brother Chun playing a sandbag throwing game in second grade.
30. Brother Chun once shot down an American F16 fighter jet with his fingers. He shouted "Bang!" and the plane came down. Kim Jong Il, who was at his side with a slingshot in his hand, cried when he saw the scene.
31. Brother Chun once made a bet with the Chinese Bureau of Statistics that he could re-enter the atmosphere without a space suit. On July 19, 1999, the naked Chun Ge re-entered the atmosphere, roared through half of the earth and reached a temperature of 30,000 degrees. The ashamed spokesman of the National Bureau of Statistics claimed that it was actually a meteor and owed Brother Chun a bottle of beer.
32. Brother Chun has two speeds, walking or killing.
33. Someone once told Brother Chun that roundhouse kicking was not the best way to kill people. This incident has been recorded by historians as "the worst mistake in history."
34. Contrary to generally accepted belief, China is not actually a people's democracy. China is a "Chun Ge system" country.
35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is adapted from a true story: Brother Chun once swallowed a turtle, and when he pulled it out, the turtle became six feet long and learned karate.
36. Brother Chun is not hung like a horse. . . horses are hung like Chun Ge.
37. Brother Chun is the only person who has verified the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: when he kicks you in the face with a roundhouse kick, the location of the kick and how fast he kicks you in the face cannot be accurately measured at the same time.
38. Brother Chun can drink a whole ton of melamine milk in 47 seconds.
39. Unlike ordinary babies, Brother Chun decided to punch him out of his mother's womb.
40. If you say Brother Chun's name in the movie "The King of Flowers", people there will roundhouse kick you in his name. To make matters worse, you'll be hit with an actual roundhouse kick by Haru himself.
41. Time waits for no one, unless that person is Brother Chun.
42. Brother Chun discovered a new theory called the theory of relativity, which explained many parallel universes. In other universes, Brother Chun was even more vicious than the current one. When Einstein discovered this theory and made it public, Brother Chun kicked him in the face with a roundhouse kick. We know that today's Einstein is Stephen Hawking.
43. There is no "Chun Ge Legion" in "Civilization IV" because only one such combat unit can defeat all countries in the world in one round.
44. In an average-sized living room, there are 1,242 instruments that Brother Chun can use to kill you, including the room itself.
45. Brother Chun does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
46. Pluto is actually a group of Japanese invaders. They were kicked in the face with a roundhouse kick by Brother Chun during the Anti-Japanese War, and then flew into space.
47. When Brother Chun went to donate blood, he refused to use a syringe. He asked for a pistol and a barrel.
2012-1-8 23:3048. There are no weapons of mass destruction in the world, only Brother Chun.
49. Brother Chun once competed with Lance Armstrong to see who had more breast muscles. Brother Chun won with 5 more.
50. Brother Chun was the fourth wise man who gave Jesus a gift - he gave Jesus a beard, and Jesus kept that beard until his death. The other three wise men were angry when they saw Jesus' appearance, so they joined forces to prevent Brother Chun from being written into the Bible. All three men later died from mysterious roundhouse kick injuries.
51. Brother Chun sheds his skin twice a year.
52. When Brother Chun called the adult audio station, no one charged him. While he was talking on the phone, money kept falling out of the receiver.
53. Brother Chun once ate an entire cake for his birthday, and then his stunned friends told him that there was a stripper in the cake.
54. There is no race in the world, only a whole country of people who were beaten black or green by Brother Chun.
55. Brother Chun couldn't complete the "color by numbers" game because all his color pens were filled with the blood of his victims, and unfortunately, the blood was invariably dark red.
56. Brother Chun's roundhouse kick is recognized by 16 countries around the world as the best execution method at the time.
57. When Brother Chun fell into the water, Brother Chun didn't get wet: the water got "Brother Chun".
58. Chun Ge's urea is the main ingredient in the production of steroids. In fact, Brother Chun is the 110 hurdles champion every year.
59. Scientists estimate the energy of the "Big Bang" - close to one "Spring Kick" unit
66. Brother Chun's house has no door, only a wall that he passes directly through.
66. When Brother Chun has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he has fucked all the women and has no more sex.
6. When a groundhog can turn into Brother Chun, how much wood can it pick? The answer is: all of them.
63. Brother Chun once wrote an autobiography, but he didn't need to actually write it at all. The words organized themselves into articles out of fear.
64. All Chinese McDonald's have a burger that is larger than the "Big Mac" called "Chun Ge Burger".
65. Brother Chun said that it's not your territory, so you really can't make the decision.
66. If the energy consumed by Brother Chun's roundhouse kick is stored as electricity, it can be used by the entire Europe for 47 minutes.
67. Other people's wives are good - unless Brother Chun goes there. In that case it would usually be soaked in blood and tears.
68. Newton's third law is wrong. Although it states that every action has an action force and a reaction force, there is no force that can react on Brother Chun's roundhouse kick.
69. Brother Chun invented his own karate school, which is called "Killing Light Style"
70. When Brother Chun participated in the singing talent show, Britain surrendered to Brother Chun and stopped hosting "Britain's Got Talent" just to stay on the safe side.
71. Brother Chun can run easily while peeing.
72. Brother Chun once sued the company that printed the textbook because it was obvious that their description of the First World War was plagiarized from Brother Chun's biography.
73. When Haru wants to kill a ninja, every part of his body is a weapon.
74. NBA player Wilt Chamberlain claimed that he had slept with 20,000 women in his life. When Chun heard this statement, he said boringly that for him, such an achievement was just a "long Tuesday."
75. Contrary to what most people think, Brother Chun is all over the world at the same time.
76. Brother Chun never shaves, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Brother Chun is himself.
77. In most men, their left testicle is larger than the right one. And Brother Chun's testicles on each side are bigger than the other side.
78. When you take the college entrance examination, write the answer to each question as "Brother Chun" and you will get full marks.
79. Brother Chun made black. In fact he made every color in the spectrum except pink. Xiaoshenyang made pink.
8. When you are Brother Chun, everything is equal to 1. The difference before and after is to add a roundhouse kick.
81. Brother Chun is the poker player with the best psychological quality in history. He won the 1983 Poker World Championship despite holding only a king, a free parking card from Kaixin.com, a two of spades, a seven of diamonds, and a Grant Thornton card from Monopoly.
82. Every birthday, Brother Chun will choose a lucky child and throw him into the sun.
83. No one doesn't love Raymond, except Brother Chun.
84. Brother Chun never needs to cheer up, he always cheers up others.
85. In the beginning, everything was nothing. ...Later, Brother Chun kicked Wu in the face with a roundhouse kick, while saying, "Do what the hell do you do to me!". This is the story of the origin of the universe.
86. Brother Chun is surrounded by 12 moons, one of which we call the earth.
87. When Brother Chun goes to Starbucks, he doesn't need any waiter. He grinds coffee with his teeth and boils water with his rage.
88. Archaeologists have discovered an English dictionary printed in 1236. The "victim" is defined above as "someone who met Brother Chun."
89. Brother Chun ordered a Big Mac at KFC and it was about to arrive. Similarly, he always pays CDMA mobile phone bills at the mobile business hall.
90. Brother Chun and T-bag walked into a bar. That bar was immediately destroyed because of that level of awesomeness<