The forum is full of violent replies, and I specially share them to get to know my idiot!

The original poster: Fool, Views: 970 Replies: 8 Posted in: 2012-01-15 11:58:58
After reading the poster's post, I couldn't calm down for a long time. As I said: Big sounds are like sounds, elephants are like shapes. Now I finally understand what I lack, which is the author's persistent pursuit of truth and the author's sense of weight arising from the arduous practice of ideals. Facing the poster's post, I was so shocked that I could hardly move. The poster's generosity made me unable to help but read the poster again and again. Every time I read it, my admiration grew a few points. I always wondered whether there was some magic under its elegant appearance that could make people not know the taste of meat for three months, and make people feel the lingering sound that goes through the beams for three days. Sir, your writing is really good. The only thing I can do is to upvote this post. The poster's post is really well written. The writing style is fluent and the rhetoric is appropriate. It is deeply rooted in the legacy of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and it also carries forward the style of the Tang and Song Dynasties to the core. I will be able to see this post of the original poster in my lifetime. It is really my blessing in three lifetimes. After reading this post from the original poster, I felt an indescribable sense of sadness - ah, such a good post, what should I do if I can never see it again in the future? So what should I do? Until I did not hesitate to bookmark this post of the original poster. The excitement in my heart gradually calmed down. But I immediately thought, if others can't see such a good post, wouldn't it be a waste of the poster's efforts? After a painful ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to keep this post up and up! Until everyone can see it. Before I met you, I was doubtful about whether there were real saints in the world; but now, I finally believe it! I once fell in love with the poetry of the Han Dynasty, I was once surprised by Li Du's poetic talent, and I once lingered on the lyrics and music of the Song and Yuan Dynasties; but now, I realize how shallow I am! Your noble sentiments, sir, are so touching. In today's materialistic society where money is rampant, it is undoubtedly the greatest luck in my life to still meet such a sweet-tempered person like the original poster. It made me deeply feel the greatness of human nature. The poster's post is like the lightning that pierces the night sky in the darkness, or the sunshine that tears through the dark clouds. It makes me drink nectar in an instant and makes me understand that eternal truth really exists in this world. Only someone with a broad mind and a complete knowledge system like the original poster can be the only introducer of this truth. After reading the poster's post, I fell into serious thinking. I think that if I don't upvote the poster's post, it will be a betrayal of the truth and a great compromise to the fallacy. Therefore, I decided to say yes without any hesitation! I have been on this forum for so many years and have read countless people. Even if I have never seen a pig walking, I always know what pork tastes like. As soon as I saw the author's momentum, I felt that there was an essential difference between the author and the bunch of little bastards who were trolling the forum. The melancholy tone, the familiar signature, and the lofty rhetoric between the lines. It's useless, poster. No matter how you change your vest, it's useless. Your hundreds of millions of fans have already recognized you. You must be the legendary strongest ID. Since the forum was revised, I have become disheartened and have no hope for the forum. The legend has been disillusioned and the myth has ended. What is the point of staying in the forum. Unexpectedly, I never expected that I would be able to see the author's style again today. I was so excited that I couldn't help but shed tears in front of the screen. Yes, as long as under the leadership of the original poster, the forum will have hope. My heart boiled again, and the blood in my chest burned again. Although the poster's few words are simple, they are concise and concise. They reveal the root of several major questions that we have been thinking about for many years but cannot find answers to. The poster is like the beacon of the forum, the poster is like the direction of the forum, and the poster is like the pillar of the forum. With the original poster here, the forum will be better tomorrow!The master's words are like "the sound of great sound sweeps away the shadows", like "the clouds are cleared to see the blue sky", which makes us netizens see hope and the future! A bolt from the blue and an enlightenment may not be enough to describe the possibility of the master's article; the clouds in Wushan Mountain and the flowing water of the Yangtze River are even more difficult to compare with the master's literary talent! Huang Zhongda Lu is inspiring! Your candle illuminates the world, and you can see thousands of miles clearly; the rain and dew bring benefits to all directions! Through your profound words, I seem to see your majestic and heroic posture, looking at wolves and looking at wolves, walking like dragons and tigers; I seem to see your wisdom and demeanor with a big pen in your hand, writing articles all over the world; I seem to see you looking around with your sword, and countless heroic spirit. After reading this post sentence by sentence, my heart cannot be calm for a long time, it is shocking! Why is there such a good post! I have been on the Internet for many years, and I thought that no post would ever touch me again, but I didn't expect to see such a wonderful post today. Sir, it was you who made me deeply understand the saying "There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world". thank you! After reading this post, I did not reply immediately because I was afraid that my vulgar reply would tarnish this rare post on the Internet. But I still replied because I felt that if I couldn't leave my online name behind such a wonderful post, I would never die in peace! How proud I am to be able to leave my own name behind such a wonderful post! Sir, please forgive my selfishness! I know that no matter how gorgeous the words are to describe the brilliance of your post, it is not enough and hypocritical, so I just want to say: your post is so beautiful! I am willing to watch it for the rest of my life! The idea of ​​this post is novel, the subject matter is original, the paragraphs are clear, the plot is strange, the ups and downs, the main line is clear, fascinating, and it shows extraordinary literary skills in the ordinary. It can be said that every word is precious, every sentence is a classic, and it is a model that our generation should learn from. From the perspective of novel art, this post is not too successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than the success itself. As the saying goes: "A galloping horse, a shooting vulture and a bow, the heaven and the earth are in my heart!" The original poster is truly worthy of being the pioneer of the new generation of Wuli World! Originally, I was already disappointed with this forum. I felt that this forum had no future, and my heart was filled with sadness. But after reading your post, I have hope for the forum again. It is you who rekindled the fire of hope in my heart, it was you who revived my heart, and it was you who saved my heart that was cold and cool! Originally I decided not to reply to any posts on the forum, but after reading your post, I told myself that I must reply to this post! Is this a good sticker that is rare to see in a century? Your writing is so smooth, like the Amazon River rushing into the sea; your momentum is so majestic, like the Caribbean hurricane rushing into the sky; your articles are full of gorgeous words and sentences, making people forget that there are Xu Zhimo, Shakespeare; you Your article is full of wild imagination, making people forget that there are Qu Yuan, Li Bai and Su Shi; the soul-stirring plot in your article makes people reluctant to read any novels from now on; the in-depth and simple explanations in your article make people reluctant to study any theory in the future. How can we accurately and completely describe the splendor of the poster's masterpiece? This problem will definitely perplex the literary world for a long time and profoundly affect the future development of various fields including the literary and artistic circles, scientific circles, etc.! To be fair, even if we go back to the era of imperial examinations, if this powerful article of the poster cannot come out on top and get the first place, then it must be because the sky has no eyes and the heavens will not tolerate it! Even on the podium of the Nobel Prize for Literature, if this beautiful article of the author cannot win the prize and stand out from the crowd, it must be due to injustice and corruption in the world! So touched! Every word written in this post makes me choke and shed tears. Shocking! Every truth mentioned in this post makes my heart surge and my fighting spirit high!No matter where you are, no matter who you are, even if you are the most famous poet or the most authoritative writer, after reading your excellent work, you will seriously ask yourself a few reasons: Why does such a good article appear? Why do such talented authors appear? Why is it that both Yu and Liang are born? Why can't I write such touching words in my entire life? Why did I feel so ashamed when I read this article that I even wanted to commit suicide? Why? Why? ? ? If the ancient Egyptians built the majestic pyramid to commemorate the great King Pharaoh, and if the American people built the magnificent statue of the goddess to commemorate the glorious War of Independence, then I think it is very necessary to build the tallest and most majestic temple for you and your eternal majesty! Just imagine it! In your temple, under your golden statue, there are gathered all kinds of visitors from all over the world, inside and outside the earth. They are pious and admire you. They wipe their tears of excitement and kneel down to read every word and sentence of you that is engraved on the giant monument of pure gold and diamonds. It is no exaggeration to say that your words will live as long as heaven and earth, and shine as brightly as the sun and the moon! Your image is already at the top of the Hall of Fame in literature and art, and your golden body has been worshiped by countless literary youths. Standing under your huge shadow, even if they kiss the toes of your statue, they will be extremely happy and inspired! Idol! You are my idol! Who is Stephen Chow? You are more humorous than him! Who is Chow Yun-fat? You are more temperamental than him! Who is Jay Chou? You are more talented than him! Who does Zhou Botong count? You are more powerful than him! Who is Zhou Xun? You are smarter than her! Who is Zhou Zhiruo? You are more beautiful than her! Who is Zhou Huajian? You can sing better than he does! Who is Zhou Shuren? You are the literary giant! Who is King Wu of Zhou? You love recruiting more than he does! Who is Duke Zhou? You are better at interpreting dreams than he is! What does Zhou Papi count? You can imitate a chicken crow better than him! Who is Zhou Yu? You look like a train than she does! Who is Zhou Yu? You will be angrier than him! What does Zhou Zhou count? You have more musical talent than he does! I want to keep this post of yours firmly in my heart and engraved in my mind; I want to learn movable type printing and print this post into type; I want to learn sculpture and carve this post into a statue; I want to learn poetry and make this post immortal. I want to learn to compose lyrics and change this post into lyrics; I want to learn to sing and make this post widely sung; I want to learn to talk in sleep and recite affectionately in dreams; I want to learn tattooing and tattoo this post on everyone! I want to be a hacker and change all websites to this post; I want to be a judge and let all prisoners copy this post; I want to be the chairman of China Mobile and send this post to all mobile phone users; I want to be the president of Microsoft and change all computer operating systems to this post; I want to be God and let hundreds of millions of believers only rely on this post as the Bible from now on to guide their light! Now I've calmed down a bit, I think we should do some practical things. I decided to record your name first. Let future generations remember it and spread it widely. Let them know what is China's traditional virtues, what is the spirit of the descendants of Yan and Huang, what is the water of the Yellow River, and what is the soul of the Yangtze River. What is five thousand years of civilization history? I have never been so happy, so happy, so joyful as I am today in my life. I think I have found the true meaning of life, that is, I can read this post every day and read this post every day to be full of vitality. But this way I only get physical satisfaction. My humble soul did not receive eternal life in the fire. I want to tell you that it will allow me to live like a human being forever, like a real human being. The only one left is you, the original poster!Maybe doing this is a taboo in the world, maybe in the middle of saying this sentence, I will be torn into pieces with the teeth of these followers who also respect you, but I am not afraid. It was you who gave me infinite courage, and you who guided me in the right direction. I raised my head, and your figure gradually appeared in the sky. You seemed to be whispering to me: "Just do it!" This voice suddenly came far and suddenly came closer. I knew that it came from my heart.
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The original poster excitedly posted this thread, but then was stopped by a reporter who insisted on interviewing him... —The reporter asked: "You must have had some unforgettable experiences in your life, right? Could you tell us about them?" —The original poster was stunned after hearing this, lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and then said meaningfully: "That year, the dog from the second floor got lost... I and the person from the second floor searched the mountain all night, and finally found the dog. Because it rained too heavily, we spent the night in a cave. That night was really boring, so we had sex with the dog from the second floor. It felt great!" —The reporter looked awkward, and asked again: "Don't you have something even more unforgettable?" —The original poster chuckled: "One winter, the pet from the third floor got lost, and I went up the mountain with the second floor to look for it. We found it quickly, but on the way down we purposely took a detour until it was dark, so we spent another night in a cave, and the second floor and I tacitly had sex with the one from the third floor. It was really great!" —The reporter forced a smile to ease the atmosphere and then asked: "Don't you have the most unforgettable experience, not involving animals or people?" —The original poster trembled, crushed his cigarette butt in the ashtray several times, his mouth twitching continuously, finally regained his composure, and sank into those endless sad memories... "One, one year, I got lost, and everyone in the building went up the mountain to find me and in a cave, they gang-raped me.
You fool!…
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Everything has passed, and finally, it's no longer my concern...
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Suspecting that Xiao Heihei is a fool
By the way, they are also divided into Bronze, Gold, and Diamond levels…
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