disgusting joke
There was a rich man looking for a servant, and the interview topic was to use the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands after using the toilet, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..." (See more below)
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A man saw a big sale at a store, so he went in. 'What are you buying?' 'I want to buy dog food.' 'We have a rule: you must prove you have a dog.' 'Where is that rule?' 'That's how discounted items are.' The man argued with the clerk for a long time, but the clerk still refused to sell it to him. With no other choice, the man had to go home and bring his dog before he could buy the dog food. A few days later, the man went to the same store to buy cat food. 'Give me two boxes of cat food.' 'We have a rule: you must prove you have a cat.' It was the same clerk, and the man argued with her for a long time again, but in the end, he still had to go home and bring his cat before he could buy the cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store with a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the clerk. 'What are you buying?' 'You'll know if you put your hand in.' The clerk put her hand in: 'What is it? It's sticky.' 'I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.'
Someone really liked the dish 'Spicy Vermicelli Casserole.' One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. 'Really sold out?' he asked disappointedly. 'Sir, it's really sold out. Look, the last portion was sold to that gentleman at that table,' the waiter replied. Following the waiter's indication, he saw a very well-dressed gentleman sitting at the neighboring table. The gentleman had almost finished his meal, but the 'Spicy Vermicelli Casserole' was still full. The man thought the gentleman was wasting such delicious food, so he went over, pointed at the 'Spicy Vermicelli Casserole,' and politely asked, 'Sir, are you still going to have this?' The gentleman shook his head elegantly. So the man immediately sat down, picked up a spoon, and started eating ravenously. He ate half in no time, when suddenly he discovered a very small, fully-furred little mouse lying at the bottom of the clay pot. Feeling nauseous, he vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the pot. While he was retching there, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic gaze and said, 'Disgusting, right? I felt the same just now…'
One day, his colleagues went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking with his grandmother, his friends started eating the peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. When they were leaving, his friends said to the grandmother, 'Thank you for the peanuts.' The grandmother responded, 'Oh! Hmm! Sigh! Ever since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck off the outer chocolate layer. Getting old, cough.'
One day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, 'Boss, can you give me a toothpick?' The owner gave him one to send him away. A little later, another beggar came, also asking for a toothpick. The owner thought, 'Why are beggars asking for toothpicks instead of food now?' He gave him one as well to send him away. Not long after, another beggar arrived. The owner said to him, 'Are you here for a toothpick too?' The beggar said, 'Someone vomited, but I was a bit late. The first two beggars already ate everything that was edible, and only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw?'
One day, the eldest and the second brother went to the theater to watch a play. During the show, they argued over the development of the plot and made a bet about it. The eldest pointed to a row of spittoons in front of them and said, 'The loser has to take a sip of what's inside.' Unfortunately, the eldest lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then continued betting on the next part of the plot, and this time, the second brother lost. He picked up a spittoon and gulped down fifteen big mouthfuls in a row. The eldest was shocked and deeply impressed, saying to the second brother, 'You're amazing! You actually drank fifteen big mouthfuls in a row!' The second brother shook his head and said, 'It's not that I wanted to drink it, the phlegm in that spittoon was too thick, I really couldn't bite it off!'
That's it… I also found it on Sina… In the future, if I find some better jokes, I will share them with everyone.
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