Whoever wrote it, I'm convinced. . . Absolutely amazing! ! ! ! ! Don’t accept it! ! ! ! ! !

"The last sentence is so classic, I really hope that one day" SARS came when I was in junior high school, bird flu came when I was in high school, and influenza A came when I was in college. We are finally going to graduate and work. . It's 2012. . . In high school, we were as busy as grandchildren, but we could still be as happy as SB; in college, we were as idle as SB, but we couldn't find the happiness of being grandchildren. . . When we first entered college, we watched "Struggle" with longing. When we were hesitant, we watched "Who Calls the Shots of My Youth". Just when we were about to suddenly understand, "Dwelling in a Small House" filmed us all to death. In despair, we watched "2012" and immediately calmed down. What kind of house are you buying? Sooner or later it will collapse! In 2012, if the ground had not cracked, the building had not collapsed, the toilet had not exploded, and the passerby had not run away, I would have entered into marriage with the person I love on January 4, 2013 (I will love you for the rest of my life), this eternity-unforgettable day! Above the bachelor's degree is the master's degree, above the master's degree is the doctorate, and above the doctorate is the postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral degree? If you are brave enough to study for another two years, you will be a warrior, for another five years, you will be a strong man, and for another seven years, you will be a martyr. What happens after you become a martyr? The country will launch Saint Seiyas. Those who have studied for two years will be bronze, those who have studied for five years will be silver, and those who have studied for seven years will be gold. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students. . . Review = not failing the subject, not reviewing = failing the subject, so, review + not reviewing = not failing the subject + failing the subject, using the common factor, (1 + not) review = (not + 1) failing the subject, roughly divided, so, review = failing the subject. Holy shit, the truth was born. . . It's almost the end of the term, so everyone sings with me: “My family lives on a high loess slope, and the strong wind blows from the slope. Whether it's Li Yuchun or Zeng Yike, they are my brother Di, my brother Di... My family lives on a high loess slope, and the sun walks across the slope. Whether it's Brother Chun or Brother Zeng, please bless me to pass the exam and not fail the exam!”! Women in the new century: can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, write code, detect abnormalities, kill Trojan horses, climb over walls, afford good cars, afford new houses, fight against mistresses, beat gangsters. . . New century men: can sleep on the floor, live in the corridor, kneel on the motherboard, mend clothes, eat leftovers, pay for prescriptions, raise children, raise girls, endure loneliness, and strive to be the Big Big Wolf. . . There is such a person, if you send him a text message, he will reply to you immediately. No matter day or night. There is such a person. If you ask him, he will listen to you. If you don't want to talk to him anymore, he will not bother you with text messages anymore. He is 10086. Even if it is a Believe, there is still a lie in the middle, even if it is a Friend, it is inevitable to end in the end, even if it is a Lover, it will still over in the end, even if it is a Forget, it must get first, and even if there is a Wife, there is still an if in her heart. . . The one who is handsome and has a car is chess; the one who has money and a house is a bank; the one who is responsible and has a sense of justice is Ultraman; the one who is handsome and has a car, has money and a house, is responsible and has a sense of justice is Ultraman who plays chess in the bank. Penguin GG and Penguin MM went on a date. Penguin GG hadn't arrived at the date yet, but Penguin GG kept looking left and right. . . Look left, look right. . . Look left, look right. . . . . . When Penguin MM came, she saw Penguin GG like this and got angry! He slapped him in the face and cursed: "You think you are fucking logging into QQ!" The current male to female population ratio in China is 116.9:100, so male compatriots should work hard, otherwise you will be that [16.9]! ! . Girls should work harder, otherwise, even [16.9] won't be your turn! ! The back wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but knew he could never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she rolled over.According to statistics, in the complete set of "Doraemon", Nobita was beaten by the fat tiger 173 times, scolded 60 times by the teacher, 327 times by his mother, bitten by dogs 23 times, and fell into the ditch 14 times. It shows how optimistic our Nobita is in life. The difficulties ahead of me are nothing, I will persevere. . . Tongji University teacher: "Male students from the 2008 class, don't worry, your future wives are still in middle school... Successful people are on average 12 years older than their spouses, so many of your future wives are still in the first grade of elementary school. So the wives you have now are other people's wives..." It is said that a certain company randomly throws away half of the pile of resumes it receives because their recruitment philosophy is "We don't want people with bad luck." In fact, the names of the two sites BTchina and VeryCD foreshadowed the direction of the incident: "Abnormal China, very fucked up." So you are the legendary 290? ! "What is 290?" ""290 is 250+38+2"... I found that there are two types of people who read my post...! The first type: people who read my post and reply... This kind of person has smooth love, smooth career, harmonious family, good fortune like the East China Sea, longevity as long as Nanshan, and a happy life~ Type 2: People who didn't reply.