A text message that makes MM blush and make her heart beat! ! ! (Give me some cum)

1. That day I looked at your sexy body infatuatedly, twisting naked in front of me and gently touching your skin. I couldn't resist your temptation: Boss, I want this fish! 2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you. . . . . . . . . . . . *ah! 3. I was very nervous the first time. He kept asking me to relax gently, and then inserted into my body. There was bleeding there. I was in so much pain that I couldn't cry out. Only then did I understand. . . . . . This is what blood donation looks like! 4. That night I held you in my arms and told you to wear that thing in your ear. You said it felt good not to wear it. It was the safe period now, it was okay. . . . . . But what should I do if the traffic police catch me without a helmet? 5. I am a person who has a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the one I should wait for in this life, but my only regret is. . . . . . . . . . . . Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. 6. When you left me silently, I was in great pain and didn't know what to do. Looking at your back, I hated myself. It was all my fault. . . . . . I got up a little early and caught up with the car. 7. I really love you and don't want to leave you. I feel sad that you have trapped me so deeply. If you really don't want to make me sad, please rise up quickly. . . . . . Stock Market 8. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are brilliant like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar in everything, no wonder everyone calls you. . . . . . . . . . . . Beast 9. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you. . . . . . RMB 10. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me - Wallet 11. Don't ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, and my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me? . . . . . Dead Thief 12. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will have no light; if there is no you. . . . . . Stupid people no longer exist. 13. Diner: How much does it cost to sleep per night? (How much does a bowl of dumplings cost?) Waiter: **! (Six cents) Businessman: Six cents? So fair. I'll come for three nights. 14. Because you do it too often (sometimes twice a day), your hair is all messed up and you lose the pleasure during penetration. Let's break up. . . . . . Toothbrush 15. "Is it tight?" "Not tight!" "Can you go in a little more?" "Be careful, it should be OK!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt! It feels so good! ... Just buy these shoes." 16. Looking at your streamlined body, I am filled with desire. I push open your unopened cover, insert the stick I prepared, and absorb your crystal liquid. It feels so good! Sprite 17. I thought about it in my mind. Two pieces were itchy. I held a hard stick in my hand and inserted it into the center. It was very hot for a while. The stick was also short. The two pieces were no longer itchy, and I didn't think about it anymore. . . . . . Are you addicted to smoking again? 18. How many times have your smooth body pressed against mine, and your gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy bursts of pleasure, but after I enjoyed it, you became thinner and thinner. . . . . . Poor soap 19. I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Have you had enough to eat today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I've always known that you just can't take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the * column. 20. You flashed past, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I can't let you leave again, never. . . . . . Catch the thief!21. A man was riding a bicycle and met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic policeman shouted to him: Good palm. The man replied happily: Good job, comrades! 22. I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, clinging to each other. You looked up into my eyes and uttered three words affectionately. . . . . . Woof woof woof 23. The hot girl called a taxi. Opponent: Miss, what will you wear later? Hot Girl: Red Miniskirt! Opponent: Where are you going? Hot girl: It's up to the thighs! 24. I am so hungry that I cannot resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me bursts of indescribable pleasure. I felt like the earth was spinning. I wanted to have sex with you but was afraid of growing my belly. . . . . . Dear beer! People who think crookedly should face the wall and think about the past!