Are you worried about the New Year...
I will teach you how to celebrate the New Year without spending a dime. First, take a big rock and smash it to death when you see a police car. I guarantee that you won't have a place to live for a few weeks after smashing it, you will have star-rated meals to eat, and there will be people to chat with you for free, so you won't be alone. The more you smash, the more discounts you will get. The first 50 people can receive exquisite iron chains and free head shaves. The top 10 people can get free electric baton massage and novel uniforms. What are you waiting for? Go and smash it now!
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Actually, at first I refused to touch the OP's dog head, because, you can't just let me touch it and then I immediately go for it. First, I need to touch it once, because I don't want them to add some special effects afterwards, like the downstairs dog head going 'clang', very bright, very slippery. If that happens, the crowd downstairs will definitely scold me; since there is no such dog head, it shows that the OP's is fake. Later, I gently touched it and confirmed that the OP indeed has a good dog head. I touched it for about a month and felt pretty good. Later, when I touched it, I also asked them not to add special effects, because I want the crowd downstairs to see that after I touch the OP's dog head, it looks like this, and when you touch it, it will look the same. Finally, I give you a Lanzhou big sesame pancake.
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