Examiner: What is the retail price of Windows 7 Professional Edition in mainland China?
Me: 5 yuan.
Examiner: Get out, next one.
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Give up, these two words have never appeared in my dictionary,
I voted and voted, and finally got the opportunity to interview at Google.
However, when I went to Google for an interview, I was kicked out again after answering just one question. . .
Examiner: Where did you get the news about the Google interview?
Me: Baidu.
Examiner: Get out, next one.
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Brother is depressed, but he still has to support himself first.
Dragging a friend to find a job at McDonald's. .
But the other party was very perverted and asked me to sing a McDonald's song.
"My brother laughed at that time. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child.
So I opened my mouth and said: With KFC, life is great!
Examiner: Get out~~~~~~~~~
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McDonald's interview failed.
My mother dragged people to find a mobile customer service job.
My mother said that this does not require technical skills. You can try it first. I agreed without even thinking about it.
The interview went very well, and the other person appreciated me very much. Finally, the examiner said to me:
\You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can notify you to work.
Me: "132..."
Examiner: Get out. . . .
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My heart is broken. . . I have been unemployed for so long, eating and drinking from home.
My family members all look at me with a little helplessness.
I walked to a shopping mall and saw Adi looking for a clerk. I thought it would be okay if I gave it a try.
Examiner: Please tell us our slogan,
Me: just do it.
Examiner: Get out, next one.
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Failures again and again did not dampen my confidence,
So I calmed down, studied hard, and finally got admitted to our local civil servants with excellent results.
However, TMD still needs an interview.
During the interview, I answered questions well, and when I saw the examiner's face, I felt that there would be no problem with this job.
When I am happy.
The examiner asked me: Young man, which historical figure do you like best?
I answered without thinking: He Shen!
Examiner: Get out.
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After this failure, I had very important considerations about life. Looking back on the past,
I finally discovered that the most important thing is that I answered some questions incorrectly.
But for this interview, I was fully prepared.
NOKIA's product department notified me, and I spent a week doing all the work.
Even the slogan is correct: technology is people-oriented.
The examiner was very satisfied and said: If nothing happens, you can come to work tomorrow.
At this time, the phone rang, and a discordant voice appeared: "hello moto"
Examiner: Get out.
