[Encyclopedia] Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Inscription: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a question that has been discussed for hundreds of years, leaving people puzzled and inconclusive. But today this issue finally comes to a conclusion. .
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The answer is: neither the chicken nor the egg came first, but the egg came first. . Why are there eggs first? Let me explain to you. The thing is like this, when Dandan was a little girl, due to the pressure of life, she was forced into prostitution, so she had to go out to sell and became a young prostitute, which is what we call a chicken. Gradually, Dandan became famous and became a household name. People often talked about "China's No. 1 Chicken" after dinner - we affectionately called eggs. Slowly evolved into the noun "egg" as we know it now. [Damen Dictionary]: The original meaning of "egg" is the egg laid by a hen. The past tense word egg is the name of a young prostitute named Dandan who became famous in the past, and it evolved from this.

I think everyone can probably guess the origin of the word duck egg. That's right! It's just what you think! Eggy later changed gender! According to legend, Dandan got tired of being a chicken, changed his ways, and decided not to be a chicken anymore, so he inserted a cucumber and turned into a man! (I won't elaborate too much on the specific surgery process, because I don't know how the balls are made. If you want to know the specific details, please send a private message to Dandan) After becoming a man, my balls are very happy, and I often say to myself, I am a man! Pure man! It is also the egg we see now. From then on, Dandan decided to go into business and live a good life, but unfortunately, Dandan's business failed miserably, and he suffered heavy losses and owed a lot of debt. In fact, Dandan is very capable and has done many kinds of business. She can be said to be an all-rounder! Dandan has been in business for 10 years, during which time Dandan sold ear picks! Picked up a soda bottle! What's worse, Dandan even sold heroin! Unfortunately, during a police inspection, the heroin that Dandan had been hiding in his underwear was confiscated, and he was desperate. Oh, poor Dandan! There is no other way around it. How can I live my life in debt? It's really weird to do business with a “guaranteed loss but no profit”! After thinking about it, Dandan decided to continue his old profession, making chickens. But now that Dandan is a man, he can only make ducks, and everything has to start from scratch. Oddly enough, Dandan's journey as a duck was smooth sailing, and he soon became famous and became a household name. Today, 10 years later, what people often talk about after dinner has become "China's No. 1 Duck" - we affectionately call it duck eggs. . [Damen Dictionary]: The original meaning of "duck egg" is the egg laid by a duck. The past tense of the word duck egg is the name of a male prostitute named Dandan who became famous in the past, and it evolved from this. At that time, people often said, "Eggs ten years ago, duck eggs ten years later." In fact, what they didn't know was that they were all the same person, "Eggs"!

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Haha... O(∩_∩)O~
Egg got on the wrong person's bad side. Egg, seeing this, won't go bang your head against the wall, right..
So that's how eggs are made. Dàmén, you are really awesome!
Haha, young chicken, what about the young chrysanthemum?
Ali Ludan...
Tell a joke. A long time ago, there was an egg. One day, she was broken...
Sigh... Dandan... why do you do this to yourself...?
Who is Dandan? I don't know them!
Changed the name again, Dandan
Your ID gave you away
Egg, I'm not saying this to you, but randomly changing your name in such a treacherous and unfaithful way, how can you face the broad masses of people?
Damn, why can't I change my name? It keeps prompting that the nickname can only contain Chinese characters, numbers, letters, and punctuation marks like , ; 。 、 ! : “ ”.
But no matter how he changes, people still recognize him!
I went to 91 to lay low, and after people forget about me, I'll come back! I ran into someone playing Shen Shang on 91, and as soon as I got there, he left me a message: 'Dandan, do you recognize me?' Damn!
Forget it, I'll just go to Zero Degree!
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