"Magic - Stars" (3)

The original poster: moonlight Views: 254 Replies: 5 Posted in: 2012-02-03 11:48:18
Last time I mentioned that Lucifer was cheated, he went to his office depressed, then sat down and thought deeply... Suddenly there were footsteps outside the door, getting closer and closer, and the door finally opened. An old man said: "Hello, are you the new Death?" ~~~~~Lucifer: "Yes, are you?"~~~~~Old man: "What? I don't know you. I'm your direct boss.”~~~~~Lucifer: “It's the boss! Please sit down!”~~~~~Yam: “Well, I'm here to ask if you have any relatives or friends.”~~~~~Lucifer: “Boss, why are you asking these questions?”~~~~~King of Hell: “No. Can I explain it clearly to you? The position of the God of Death is equivalent to our general. If you die in battle, I will have to give your relatives a pension. If you have friends, I can ask them to collect your body." ~~~~~ Lucifer: "I have no relatives or friends, so I am doomed. No one will collect the body after I die."~~~~~The King of Hell: "Don't be so sad! It's up to you whether you will die or not. Tomorrow you will have a fight with the people in heaven. I am optimistic about you. If you win, you will be promoted. If you die, you will be awarded a title." ~~~~~ Lucifer: "Okay, I will definitely win." ~~~~ Lucifer should be planning to throw it out. Anyway, he was also a general before and has never fought in a war. Time flies. The next day, Lucifer came to the battle site, and Lucifer shouted loudly: "Who is your general, come out." ~~~~~ After shouting for a while, no one paid attention, Lucifer said angrily: "Your general is a coward! Come out and challenge me." ~~~~~Someone: "Don't regret it, do you really want to challenge me?" ~~~~~Lucifer: "Yes! Hurry up and call you. Here comes the general. "~~~~~ So-and-so; "My name is Hu Batian, who is said to eat meat without spitting out bones. You are dead."~~~~Lucifer: "Khan...what does it mean to eat meat without spitting out bones?"~~~~~Hu Batian: "It doesn't mean anything. In other words, I eat a chicken but don't spit out bones. I'll take it back to drink. ."~~~~Lucifer: "You pervert, let me kill you and feed it to the dogs."~~~~~Hu Batian: "Hey...you want to use it to kill me, haha...it's so funny."~~~~~Lucifer: "Let's see who laughs last!"~~~~Lucifer was enraged, and his combat value increased by 100%. Lucifer in the state of death was temporarily invincible. The two fought for several rounds. Hu Batian saw that the form was not right and shouted: "Brothers, run away!" ~~~~~ Lucifer: "If you want to escape, there is no way... Brothers rush." ~~~~~Hu Batian: "Don't bully others too much. I will fight with you, the ultimate move is Tiger Roar." ~~~~~~ (To be continued)~~~~~
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