【Joke】★Great joke★

1. The school's men's and women's toilets are connected. A girl went to the toilet and forgot to bring toilet paper. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl's face turned pale and she asked loudly, "Who?" The boy next door answered in a low and powerful voice: "Lei Feng." -
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The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." Damn, there was a bastard passing by, thinking I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks! -
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In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it smell the fart. The one who will cover the nose is the hand, and the others are the feet. The whole class fell down. -
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A man keeps farting loudly at work, and his colleagues can't help but say: Can you keep silent? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. A colleague asked him what he was doing, and he replied: I have set it to vibration now! -
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Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby yelling: go, go, go... I thought, damn, I can also sing: Olai Olai... Before he finished speaking, he fell into the ditch. Passers-by cursed: Damn it! I tell you Gou Gou Gou, are you still riding? ! You deserve to fall to death! -
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Carp and Turtle went to get their marriage certificate. The clerk asked the turtle his age, and the turtle said: 100. The clerk said regretfully: I'm sorry, but according to your family's rules, you are still underage and are not allowed to get married. -
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A couple came to a wishing well. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. The wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent over she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was shocked, and then said to himself with a smile: "It's so fucking amazing!" - - 8. - A couple was fishing by the river. The lady was always noisy, and after a while the fish took the bait, and the lady said: This fish is really pitiful. The husband said: Yes, as long as you shut up, won't it be fine? - - 9. - The science teacher asked: "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again: "No one knows?" At this time, someone behind the classroom said: "That's because the mind is naturally cool." - - 10. - The spider loved the ant deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. The spider yelled: "Why? Why is all this happening?" The ant timidly said: "My mother said, those who stay on the Internet all day long are not good people!" - - 11, - Xiaoguang is a diligent and studious student who uses his winter vacation to work part-time to earn tuition. During the day, he helped a butcher cut meat, and at night he worked as an intern at the hospital. One night, an old woman had an emergency and needed surgery. Xiaoguang pushed her into the operating room. The old woman panicked and shouted: "Oh my God! You are the pig butcher, where are you going to push me? - One person wanted to vomit when he first got on the plane. The flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to get another bag and told "don't vomit". When she came back, she saw it all over the place. When asked why, she replied: "I saw it was almost full, so I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited..." - - Always be willing to help others, whether you have seen it or not. If you laugh after reading it, please give it a thumbs up! Let your netizens laugh when they are in a bad mood! This is what you want to do, right?