1. Don't think that having a flat chest means you have brains, and don't think that being stupid means you must be plump. Basically no man is stupid enough to think that there is any connection between the brain and the chest
2. Do I love you or not? Don't keep asking me this question. If you don't say anything, you Y will cry; if you hesitate for a while, if you say Y, you won't be firm; if you blurt it out, you Y will tell a lie. There is only one if in a man's dictionary: If you ask me "what if" my mother falls into the river with you, I will think that you are cursing my mother and want to whip you.
3.Don't act coquettishly when there are others. If you are not important, why do you have to answer the same question 10 times a day? I am sick!
4. Sex is far more important to men than you think. If I get tired of you, it will first show up sexually.
5. Your new clothes are my money. Holding a deflated wallet, how can you ask me to flatter you? What's more, you change it every day, aren't you tired?
6.Don't always pretend to understand and insist on using the power key to shut down. My computer will be tortured to death by you. As for your computer, where are your Y tools installed? C drive!
7. When you want to be free, turn off your cell phone; when I am busy at work, I say I don't love you, and I cry again!
8. If you hadn't been forced to reveal your QQ password, I would have had a large number of friends of the opposite sex! Didn't you destroy all my previous love letters? As for your QQ account, you already have three accounts. Is it necessary to apply for another one? !
9. Don't always call me to say you are sick when you are on a business trip. If your wages are always deducted, where will the money come from to treat you to that expensive piece of garbage Haagen-Dazs! 10. It is a man's nature to see beautiful women on the street, so don't make a fuss. When I tell you that I'm not as beautiful as you to coax you, you still don't believe me. ——Crying again! 11. Don't want love and romance and send you roses every year and festival, but at the same time you want reality and save money to buy you a house and a car. Do you think I have an affair with Gates? 12. If it is an affair, think about who is uncooperative in bed every time. If it's you who's having an affair, break it up, you won't get what you want. 13. Remember: the first person to have a relationship with a man in this world is always his right hand (or left hand). In addition, there is a profession in this world called X. Even if the male-to-female ratio is 104:1, we will still get by. The word "beauty" has been very popular in recent years. As a man with normal taste, he must have a sharp eye to separate the real beauties from the many fake ones. On the Internet, there are many women who claim to be beauties. Regarding their high self-awareness, as men, we should hold our attitude high. At least, they are positive, optimistic, and confident, and their atmosphere is always lingering in the chat, and it is easy to create a harmonious society. There is nothing wrong with that. But we still have to be unkind in private and clearly judge who is the real beauty and who is the poor fake. This is very important. We cannot praise a big face covered with freckles, her grass carp eyes are like autumn water, we cannot say that her bucket waist is too full to hold, and we cannot say that her temperament of a laid-off female worker is unique... . That is not cruelty to ourselves, but a crime against the victim. Think about it, she wears such an offending face to show off in real life, and her mind is surrounded by hypocritical and cheap praises on the Internet, in exchange for the ridicule of facts. Is this loving her or harming her? As for writing a stinking flattery post like someone did, it is not the work of a man who dares to do it. Therefore, it is necessary to master the skill of accurately judging whether a real beauty is real, so as to prevent us from praising the wrong person and being despised by people with conscience. Below, I will share some of my knowledge on judging beauties over the years for your reference: 1. Real beauties love to post photos of themselves, which is true, but they basically don't use artistic photos, but daily life photos taken with at least a 2-megapixel camera. This is very kind.And they usually don't let their hair hang down to cover their faces, but always show off openly and brightly with a bright smile. If they like to be photographed from the side or the light is like a searchlight, they are definitely dinosaurs. 2. A real beauty is not only about the face, but also about the figure. If a woman with a fairy face has the figure of a breeding pig, I will break up with anyone who says she is a beauty. This is very important. It is the taste of migrant workers to only look at women above the belt. (This is not to belittle the migrant workers) 3. Real beauties do not study all day long. Their compulsory courses are shopping in shopping malls and reading fashion magazines. This is not vulgar, it is a sign of a woman's self-confidence. If a woman tells you that she doesn't like dressing up, has never used a facial mask in her life, and her only pastime is reading books (and what's even more outrageous is that she recites an awkward title that you have never heard of in your life), you'd better stop yearning for her. There may be people like Miaoyu, but they are not in the 21st century. 4. Real beauties don't know much about singing. If they don't go off-key, they are considered top-notch. If you don't believe it, please refer to the popular Super Girl. After experiencing netizens dying in the light dozens of times, a buddy affectionately concluded: "Sweet voice must have the appearance of a dinosaur." This buddy is very fond of it. He chooses netizens to contact by phone before meeting, and only chooses his sister whose voice is as beautiful as nature's to talk to online. I can only pay tribute to his fearless spirit! 5. Beautiful women don't bother to fight with others on the Internet, and the most they respond to is a disdainful sneer. Only an ugly girl without self-confidence will get angry when someone accidentally attacks her appearance. Beautiful girls have a good attitude since they were young, so they won't get angry in such a boring way, so sisters who like to fight can take care of themselves. Let's summarize this first. If any brother has anything new to add, please forgive me if I offend any lady. After all, my starting point is good, thank you.
