8 of the most disgusting jokes ever

1. When I was young, I was dishonest in eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: Sixty years of hard work, no food, and the noses picked out were never thrown away. 2. There was a rich man looking for a servant, and the interview topic was to use the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands after using the toilet, so the rich man sent them away. Only one washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..." 3. A man saw a sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ​​food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a regulation?" "This is what happens with discounted products." The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was nothing he could do, so the man had to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought the dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food and said, "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. After spending a long time with her, the man still had to go home and bring the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store with a large cardboard box with a hole dug in it. He asked the salesperson, "What do you want to buy?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." 4. A man went to visit his grandmother with his friends. While he was talking to his grandma, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Oh! Since I lost all my teeth, I just sucked off the outer layers of them." It's just chocolate. 5. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Stew". But the waiter told him that it was sold out. "Sir, it's really sold out." You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was a waste of delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more?" "The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, half of his stomach was gone, and suddenly he found a very small mouse with full skin lying on the bottom of the casserole. A feeling of nausea made the man eat all the vermicelli. He vomited them all back into the casserole. While he was rummaging around, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like this just now..." 6. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby and a beggar came up and said, "Can I give you a toothpick?" "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for toothpicks. The boss thought, why did the beggar ask for toothpicks instead of food? He also sent him away. Not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you also here to ask for toothpicks? The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left." Can you give me a straw? 7. The eldest and second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The eldest brother asked the reason and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." If you haven't vomited yet, then I have to admit that you are a master, and then I have to come up with a trick - one day, the eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play again. They saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot midway, and they marked * for it.The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two continued the next plot. This time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen gulps in a row. The boss was shocked*, fell to the ground in admiration, and said to the second child, "You are so amazing, you can actually drink fifteen big gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "I don't want to drink, the phlegm in the spittoon is too thick, I just can't stop biting it!" If you vomited, please reply A. If you retched after watching, please reply B. If you feel you can't eat after reading, please reply C. If you feel nothing after reading, please reply D. If you feel you are still unsatisfied after reading, please reply E.