1. When I write essays, I never eat hot dry noodles, but rather wontons
2. First there was a wind in Yushu, and then it became an earthquake in Yushu
3. This is called beating me. This is called verbal violence. It's the same as beating him. He doesn't feel any pain and I feel better.
4. I never hit anyone, firstly because I can't beat anyone, and secondly because I am still very well-educated
5. You don't have a peak experience, and you end up with a crazy experience
6. Positive people are like the sun, which shines wherever it shines; negative people are like the moon, which looks the same on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month (this is how your moon looks)
7. This day has finally arrived. God wants him to perish, and first wants him to go crazy
8. Don't ask where the hero came from, for bears will dig at his ancestor's grave
9. I am also from Peking University and Hubei University
10. Myths treat gods as humans, legends treat humans as gods, so it's not a legend, it's a myth, because it doesn't exist
[Original by Huangfu] Shocking quotes from our class teacher
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I said Xiao Xie wouldn't hold back, it turns out it was Huangfu.
Uh......
Should I hide?
What the heck?
Look look look look look look look look look
Don't worry, Huangfu, Brother Cun will cancel it.
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