1. If a person doesn't make sense, you just grew up eating shit
2. You are your father, and I am your grandson. I will also use Sun Tzu's art of war to deal with you
3. It's a group here (functional group), it's a group here, it's a group almost everywhere (it's such a gay guy)
4. The sauce comes from salt and is saltier than salt
5. Please ask the six irresponsible men behind you to return to your seats
6. This is a titanium bond. Let's put a methyl group on it. Let's put a methyl group on it (please note the oblique accent)
7. When others do the questions, they write as if there is a spirit, but when you do the questions, you write as if there is a ghost
8. If you are like a pig intestine that cannot be lifted, even the whole world cannot lift you
9. Cut the cucumber into very thin slices and dry the slices to make cucumber paper (real cow)
10. Excited state is the state after being stimulated (really stimulated)
[Original by Huangfu] Shocking quotes from our second head teacher (4)
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Featured, as an encouragement
This is what our classmates wrote in their notebooks, how could we have seen it?
It's another bug team, deleting comments, how am I supposed to feel about this?
What does '3rd floor' mean?
The crowd, unaware of the truth, is carrying soy sauce bottles, passing by tensely... Study!
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