【Joke】Three Kingdoms Killing Joke (4)

Pang Tong: "Do you know which general Mr. Zhuge likes the most?" Wei Yan: "Jiang Wei? Ma Su?"
Pang Tong: "No, no"
Wei Yan: "I know! It's Yueying!"
Pang Tong: "It's still wrong."
Pang Tong: "It's Guan Xing (stargazing)"

Zhu Rong was about to collect the Nanman, but Cao Cao took them away
Zhang Zhao was about to collect the discarded cards, but Cao Zhi took them away
The god Guan Yu had just dragged an individual to death, but Cao Pi took away both people's cards
The whole family is a robber!

Liu Bei: "You see, there are Erqiao in Soochow, and the country is beautiful and fragrant.
Wei has Zhen Ji, who enchants the country.
The heroes have Diao Chan, the moon is shy.
Look at our Shu country, we only have these guys (Huang Yueying, Zhu Rong).
Finally married Sun Shangxiang and ran away."

(Xiahou Dunbin) Death ing) Hua Tu: "Don't worry, there is an old man here"
(Huang Gai is dying ing) Hua Tu: "Don't worry, there is an old man here"
(Zhou Tai is dying ing) Hua Tu: "Don't worry, there is an old man here"
(Hua Tu is besieged by Ou ing) Hua Tu: "A doctor cannot heal in vain."