Leader Fang Zhouzi "cracks down on counterfeiters" Jeremy Lin
When Jeremy Lin played two passionate games, some netizens suggested that the NBA was maliciously hyping up Jeremy Lin. Then Fang, the anti-counterfeiting expert, started to raise reasonable doubts. Fang's question: Lin's parents are both 1.67 meters tall. Why can he grow to 1.91 meters tall? @苑leader: The height formula according to the law of inheritance: boy's height = (father's height mother's height) × 1.08/2. Jeremy Lin's height is about 1.8 meters. It is impossible for him to grow to 1.91 meters. @Netizen: My parents are both 1.62 meters tall and I am 1.85 meters tall. Could it be that I am going to have a tragedy? @netizen: Poor elbow, not all milk in all places contains melamine and carcinogens, dear! When Lin's parents took out the DNA test, Leader Fang insisted that there was no blood on the DNA test, it was too clean, and it was a forgery. Result: Leader Fang won a great victory! Fang's question: How could a person who plays basketball so well be a Harvard graduate? @方leader: Is it true that he is trained to be able to play in the NBA and is also a Harvard graduate with both morals and academics? This is impossible. After Hanhan walked into the altar, he was next. @网友: Almighty leader, many NBA stars graduated from famous universities, and there are also many students with sports talents like Hanhan in the United States! @ Uncle Lin: Back then, Lin was named an outstanding player in California but did not receive a basketball scholarship. He got into Harvard with a 4.2 GPA and a super high SAT test score! Rejected by 6 universities | Forced to go to Harvard. Later, Uncle Lin took out Lin's transcript and admission notice. Leader Fang said that Lao Tang could buy a diploma back then, but the admission notice was useless. Unless he debates with me in person! Jeremy Lin had to train and had no time to pay attention. The result: Leader Fang won a big victory! Fang's question: Chinese defenders can't pass the ball, so why is he so good at it? @苑leader: Chinese guards like Sun Yue, Chen Jianghua, Guo Ailun, etc., have been extremely talented since childhood and received the most professional basketball training. They don't know how to pass the ball. How can Jeremy Lin, who comes from an ordinary school team, be so good at passing the ball? There must be a team behind him to pass the ball. @netizen: Why are my classmates studying at Tsinghua University and Peking University, but I can only study at TVU? They must have someone take the exam on their behalf. @网友: Master, you should join the Basketball Association. They can't train guards who can pass the ball. Why can a school in the United States do it? Coach: Jeremy Lin has the talent of a point guard. Subsequently, Jeremy Lin delivered 7 assists in a single quarter. Coach Fang said that a player who used to average only 2 minutes per game suddenly played more than 30 minutes. Basketball skills are not developed overnight. He cannot become so good overnight. Moreover, none of the main players played in that game, so his statistics were obviously artificially created. Stoudemire was injured at the wrong time, and the result: Leader Fang won a big victory! As a result, Leader Fang was undefeated because he was in the eastern kingdom. Therefore, he is undefeated in the East.
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Holding this position for a long time has made everyone laugh at you, strictly prohibit piracy
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