Essence [Classic] Thirty-six classic strategies for picking up girls

The first plan: the iron plan. With the development of society, MM has become more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers. It is best to wear an iron mask if you want to win over a girl without getting hurt by her. Protected by an iron face, he can say disgusting words without blushing, and his nose will not be sore even if his sister's jade hands hit him, and his eyes will not be dazzled. He is too handsome and once learned this trick from the leader of the village. When my sister is tired and annoyed, she will agree. An iron face is far better than having both ability and political integrity! My advice is not to use this strategy in Dayang. Dayang's girls are so powerful, they are like tigers among tigers. This strategy is especially ineffective in the happy E family. You have the iron face strategy, and the Oriental girl has the kicking skills. The second plan: discount plan. When you see a girl, you must first calm down. If sex is not attractive, people will be obsessed with it. Don't mess up your shooting skills when you see MM. No matter how beautiful or proud the girl is, you can check it out at a discount. Just because she's beautiful doesn't necessarily mean she's meek. She's a beauty, but she might be a loser. No matter how good the girl is, if the discount reaches her ankles, she will be ignored by everyone. Don't take MM seriously, that's half the battle, I believe this. Girls are unpredictable, so don't discount her too much or lose interest in her. An old man once said that we should ignore MM strategically and pay attention to MM tactically. The third plan: the swing plan. Anyone who has experience playing on a swing knows that in order to swing high, you need to apply force step by step. To successfully soak a MM, you have to increase your strength step by step. If you put more force today and less force tomorrow, you can only hang around in the same place. Unless you are a worldly expert who spends three days fishing and two days drying nets to keep your breasts balanced, you will have nothing but a golden gun to hold in your arms and watch other girls come and go. Remember, you have to be organized when picking up girls. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Picking up girls is like being a human being, you need to take it one step at a time. The fourth plan: eating grass. A good horse never eats grass that turns back, so a good horse is always hungry. In this world, as long as MM exists, GG's fate will be one more day. When girls are thrown away like a bear breaking off a stick, fortunately you are not a bear. It doesn't matter if you don't have a stick under your arm at the moment. You can go back and walk around again. Many girls dive very deep, so be careful to look for clues of the beauty shark. Xin GG studied this strategy nine hundred years ago. He said that when he suddenly looked back, the girl was there in the dim light. The fifth plan: the top hat plan. Everyone likes to wear high hats, and MM is a human being, so MM likes to wear high hats. A GG who knows how to flatter a girl is a good GG, and a GG who knows how to flatter a girl is even more outstanding among people. This strategy is not easy to grasp. Some high-level girls can only be defeated by high-level flatterers. The sweet-tongued GG has a girl to hold her. She has come from practice and will continue to go to practice. It is easy to attack a girl who falls down, but you must not attack a girl who falls down frequently. For example, beware of the Eastern girl hiding in the rabbit and eagle position when she falls to the ground. The sixth plan: the yellow flower plan. The golden flower plan refers to the fact that youth is perishable, and many things and many people become yesterday's yellow flowers in the blink of an eye. JJ Du Qiuniang said in "Three Hundred Songs about Picking Up Girls" that flowers can only be cut when they bloom, but don't wait until the flowers are empty and the branches are broken. How long can you have fun in life? Not only is it not easy for GG to meet a good MM, but it is also not easy for MM to meet a good GG. We must seize the opportunity and keep pace with the times. Girls are like yellow flowers, and they fly away in a blink of an eye. Time waits for no one to pick up girls! I remember the painful memory of a GG who wasted countless precious time picking up girls, "Looking back at the past, the years are full of vicissitudes, but it is a pity that I was so sad when I didn't pick up girls, and my young head turned gray." The seventh plan: fork rice plan. The fork-rice plan means that no matter how good the rice is, you will always get tired of eating the same food. Only balanced nutrition can be beneficial to your health. The same is true for picking up girls, which is beneficial to the health of GGs. One day when you feel tired of picking up a certain girl, you should consider learning like shredded fish, sometimes soaking rice girls, sometimes soaking sesame seed girls, so as to pick up girls to be healthy and happy. Don't eat too much rice, and don't soak too much. The eighth plan: the potato plan. The more the potato vine spreads, the farther the potatoes will grow. Even if the vine is destroyed, the potatoes can still be preserved. This method does not apply to Oriental MM. She is a biology teacher. When I tried this method on her, she had to dig three feet into the ground to dig out the potatoes. The main idea is that when you pick up a girl, you have to get the rewards of picking up one girl. Don't pick up N girls and it's like you haven't picked up one girl yet.A foreigner named Paul said that GG's life should be spent like this. When he looks back on the past, he should not regret for wasting his years and not feel ashamed for being mediocre. He should be proud to say... The ninth plan: Shooting wild geese. This plan is very old, but it remains new over time. Lang Jun still wrote it down. Old trees can also bloom new flowers! When two ancient people shot wild geese and discussed how to eat them, the geese had already flown away. When you see a girl, don't always think about how to have sex with her after you get her. Just when you are daydreaming, she might have fallen into the arms of another GG. The main idea of ​​the Shooting Goose Strategy is to take action when it is time to take action. If the action is not accurate, it is a technical problem, and if the action is not fast, it is an ideological problem. The tenth plan: money plan. Nine out of ten girls are greedy for money. If you can't get a girl, don't worry. It is better to retreat and build a net if you are envious of fish in the abyss. It has nothing to do with you if a hundred GGs die under her skirt, you just have to keep silent and make money. When your pockets are bulging, you don't need to go to girls, girls will line up to pick you up. A rich GG will naturally have witty words, good looks, a gentlemanly manner, and a diamond ring. The eleventh plan: coffee plan. Although coffee is bitter, it can refresh you, and even if it is bitter, picking up girls can also refresh you. Even if you pick up a girl and go to bed, you need to know that going to bed is a strenuous job. Picking up girls may seem glamorous on the surface, but only you know the ups and downs. Being with a girl is naturally very refreshing. Excessive refreshing will inevitably lead to neurasthenia, inability to eat well, and restless sleep. This is a typical syndrome of picking up girls. The twelfth plan: the lackey plan. This is the most common trick used by GGs all over the world when picking up girls. In the tenderness of MM's eyes, I would rather be a lackey, regardless of time, fame and fortune, rain or shine, no regrets. In fact, it is quite effective. The running dog tactic is really a simple and unpretentious way to pick up girls. The recommendation index is five stars. . [Continued] Plan Thirteen: Billiards Plan. I remember there was a joke about the difference between women and billiards. Women score the ball but not the sticks, while billiards makes the ball score but not the sticks. Although there is a difference between playing with your sister and playing billiards, the goal is to make a hole. Although you can't ask for a hole-in-the-shot like Davis enjoyed the benefits, you still have to play a few shots to make a hole. How about billiards? It's hard to say. Picking up girls is like playing billiards. Scoring a hole in ten is also a victory. If you pick up a girl only for her soul and not for her body, then all the GGs in the ocean will admire your high level. Plan Fourteen: Journey to the West. Being a girl is like a master and a disciple learning from each other. Picking up girls is often not a matter of one person, but a matter of a group of people. There are three gangs to pick up girls, and unity is strength. Most girls are helpless in the face of a pack of wolves. The key to success is to decide on a master to pick up girls, so that you don't get into trouble before the girl is picked up. Confucius has an experience, GG's worry is not in picking up girls, but in staying within the wall. The fifteenth plan: the smelly socks plan. Socks worn for a month without washing are logically more smelly than socks worn for a day without washing. A GG who doesn't pick up girls for a month is logically more energetic than a GG who doesn't pick up girls for a day. This kind of energy is too tempting for MM, and MM also needs to try new things. To live, one needs to have the energy to live, and to pick up girls, one needs to have the energy to pick up girls. The sixteenth plan: selling oranges. There is a mandarin orange seller in Hangzhou. The outside is gold and jade, and the inside is rotten catkins. He puts them on the market and sells them for ten times the price. They are rushing to buy them. That's what MM is like, even if she is a loser, as long as she is beautiful, there will always be fans. Although all pretty girls are idiots, if you want to date beautiful girls, GG must not be idiots. What if you are a idiot? It's easy to handle, you just need to be lucky, and her GG is more stupid than you. Strategy Seventeen: Two-faced strategy. A gentleman on the outside but a gangster secretly. People with these two faces are extremely good at picking up girls. This plan has been prepared by predecessors, but Lang Jun does not want to continue Diao. Let's just talk about China's gangster culture. Out of ten GGs, nine are yellow, and one is a gangster. Hooligans are all talented men, so for thousands of years, the success rate of hooligans in picking up girls has remained high. In the Book of Songs, it is the little hooligan who picks up girls by holding cloth silk, the big hooligan who gets promoted and makes a fortune, and the biggest hooligan who becomes the emperor. Don't you boast that you have more girls than you? Plan 18: Butterfly plan. You and I are the wings of a butterfly, close together when we land and separated when we fly.This strategy is used in a wonderful way, like a butterfly dancing like a butterfly. This is a common method used by higher-level GGs to pick up higher-level MMs. Being away or leaving is not about being hot and cold towards MM, but that your separation will affect MM's heart. Tempting——What a wonderful thing! The nineteenth plan: solve the cow plan. The cook understands that a cow has a blind eye, but he will also have a blind eye when it comes to picking up girls. Cook Ding has been handling cattle for nineteen years, and he is very good at handling cattle. He is still frightened when he sees a cow, so he treats it as a warning, but his behavior is slow and he uses the knife very little. A skilled GG will also be cautious when he sees a girl. Under the knife of the cook, the cow is like the soil and the earth; under the GG gun, the girl is like the soil and the earth. Pay special attention to the fact that Cook Ding has been using his sword for nineteen years but the blade is as new as a sword. Lang Jun wonders if there is any GG in the world who has been picking up girls for nineteen years and the sword is still as new as a teenager. Be careful when picking up girls, be careful with it, it is the most deadly weapon in the world, do it as a last resort! Plan 20: Draw a pie plan. Of course, painting cakes is to satisfy hunger. If you haven't picked up a girl, getting a picture of her is always better than nothing. Lang Jun was once confused, should he regard this plan as a cake painting plan or a plum blossom plan? In the end, I decided to draw cakes, because I have already painted cakes with Qingshengyu silk, so painting cakes must be more enjoyable than looking at plum blossoms. The taste of plum blossoms is sour, and it would not be good if your teeth fall out. It's easy to pick up girls if you draw cakes, but it's not us who draw cakes every year. The second plan: Tang poetry plan. I have read three hundred Tang poems by heart, but I can still become obscene if I can't recite poems. Ai's student once said that the genius of picking up girls is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. You have sweated 99% of the time trying to pick up girls, and you are almost a genius at picking up girls. Picking up girls is a skilled job, haven't you managed to pick up girls? It's not that you're unlucky, it's that you're not skilled. There is a poem that proves that it is noon to pick up girls, and the sweat is dripping on the soil. Who knows that picking up girls is hard work for everyone. The second plan: toilet plan. I'm not teaching you to spy on the toilet. You want to go to the toilet when you are holding in your pee, or you just want to go to the toilet to clean yourself and have a cigarette. What next? Of course, leave, who wants to stay in the toilet for a lifetime. You have many reasons to pick up girls, and you have many reasons to get rid of the girls you pick up. well! This is reality. Planning to dump a girl before picking her up is the tragedy of GG and the tragedy of MM. The second and third plan: Apple plan. When an apple hit his head, Newton immediately thought of gravity. When MM passes by, you should learn from GG and think of picking her up immediately. All things in the world have the same principles, and the law of universal gravitation applies to the law of picking up girls. When a beautiful girl passes by, GG will always feel the force of gravity. Success in picking up girls is directly proportional to the quality of GG and inversely proportional to distance. You have no way to improve the quality for the time being. You can only find ways to get closer. The one who is closer to the water and the tower will get the moon first, and the one who is close to the GG will get the girl first. In fact, a girl is quite lonely when she has no one to hang out with. It is simply a crime to make a girl lonely. If you don't believe it, we can do an experiment on the Oriental girl. Don't say hello to the Oriental girl for a day and see how the Oriental girl reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached. Oriental girls are too attractive to wolves. The second and fourth plan: a small fresh plan. Governing a big country is like cooking small delicacies, and picking up girls is like running a country. Lao Tzu's words do not mean that governing a big country is as easy as cooking a small fish, but that when cooking a small fish, you cannot always turn it, otherwise it will turn the fish into pieces. It means governing by doing nothing. When it comes to picking up girls without doing anything, of course you can pick up whoever you want. However, doing nothing is too difficult. For those who are just learning GG, they only need to remember to think twice before speaking and doing things, talk less nonsense, and do less trivial things. Every word and every thing should have a good effect on picking up girls. It should scratch the girl's itch, just like cooking fresh food. It doesn't turn much, but it gets twice the result with half the effort. The second and fifth plan: Overlord plan. Lang Jun didn't ask GGs to review the "Criminal Law" and then rap. Gentleness has no lethality at all to many girls, so a bully is needed to take the bow. Junior high school physics textbooks remind us that the resistance to picking up girls is constant, so the greater the intensity of picking up girls, the faster the speed of picking up girls. Of course, when you use your overlord power, you will definitely encounter resistance from the girl. The force you use must exceed the resistance, otherwise the girl will not give in. You can do a small test to see if you can use the Overlord Strategy. She is walking arm in arm with a man on the street. Do you dare to hold her face and kiss her? If not, I suggest you use Strategy 20.Plan 26: Sleep plan. If you feel sluggish about picking up girls, then go get some sleep. You are thinking about her day and night, your clothes are getting wider and wider, and she will not know at all. She can be the boss in front of her, but just treat her as a pig behind her back. Go get some sleep. Tomorrow you can tell her with full energy that you didn't sleep last night and let her heart beat. How can GG, who can't even sleep well, be so good with MM? It can be said without any exaggeration that sleep is the only criterion for testing the psychological quality of picking up girls. Strategy No. 27: Happy Strategy. If you want to pick up a girl, you must first go to the Happy E tribe, which is poor and mouthy. When you become enchanted, your eyes are green, and your mouth is oily, you can go pick up girls. MM likes humor and GG remains unchanged through the ages. <