1. Lao Wang asked Xiao Li why his eyes were swollen.
Xiao Li said: When I was putting on my trousers this morning, a button fell off. I couldn't sew it, so I ran next door and asked a lady to sew it on for me.
Oh my God! She must have thought you were going too far and gave you a fist bump!
No, that's not the case! She was a very nice person, so she took out her needle and thread and started sewing on the spot. I also stood and sewed for her, but when she finished sewing and bit off the thread with her mouth, her husband came in!
2. A small town businessman visited an exhibition in a big city and took the opportunity to watch a strip dance with some of his boyfriends.
The next day, he had to go to an ophthalmologist for treatment. He told the doctor: "After I watched the performance last night, my eyes became red and swollen again." The ophthalmologist asked him about the situation and advised him: "When you watch the performance again, try to blink your eyes a few times and it won't be like this anymore." 3. The boy and girl were talking...
The boy: "If I If I lean against you tightly, what will you do? "
" Girl: "I will resist!"
Boy: "What will happen to you if I put my arm around your waist? "
\ " Of course I will resist! "
" Boy: "What will you do if I want to force you to kiss you?"
Girl: "Of course... I still have to resist."
Boy: "If I want to..."
Girl: "Are you done yet? Don't you know that a woman's power is limited after all?"
4. In a rural primary school, a primary school student was late for class. , the teacher asked him to explain the reason, and he told the truth: "I was driving a sow for breeding this morning, so I came late."
\The teacher said angrily: "Why don't you let your father do this kind of thing?"
\The student asked in surprise: "How can this be done? This kind of thing must be done by a boar."
