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Valentine's Day is here, hey, I'm going to ask you, can you guys share your first love?
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Let me start by sharing my own experience. My first love was in middle school, but I was still young and didn't really understand anything. I thought love was just about being good to her. Poor me, I only had a few dozen yuan each week, and when I went to school, I would buy some snacks to bring to her. To be honest, I was even shy to hold her hand at that time. We would pass little notes to each other during class, and in the evenings after self-study, we would take walks together. Looking back now, it seems very childish but also very innocent. First love is a beautiful memory of the past, unforgettable for a lifetime. I hope everyone leaves something here when they come. Waiters passing by, and casual lurkers, beware...
I haven't had a first love yet. Only a crush. She is an excellent girl, a well-behaved girl, and when she is with friends like us, she is quirky and playful, like a perfect girl without any flaws. Back then, I, besides studying, couldn't do anything else and only dared to secretly watch her from the corner. Later, we went to different schools, and my first love never started; I ended up killing it myself. Really, it's so frustrating.
Twist the budding feelings like flower buds into helplessness in reality, and then slowly strangle them.
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Well, that was during a heavy snowstorm. I was out hunting when I suddenly saw a woman sleeping by the roadside. Moved by compassion, I took her home to save her. As a result, she insisted on offering herself to me, so I had no choice but to reluctantly accept.
Our class has a saying: 'You don't have to worry about me.' Maybe I'm not single. The girl replies: 'Why should I worry about you?'
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