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The two of them were living on a desert island. Hungry intolerable, one person decided to cut off his penis to satisfy his hunger. Just as he was about to cut it, the other suddenly shouted: Stop! His eyes were full of wisdom and he said: Rub it until it is big and then cut it, that way there will be more meat! A man went to the hospital and the doctor asked: Where is the discomfort? The man replied: Don't laugh after hearing this. The doctor answered: Of course. A man took off his pants and his genitals were only as thick as a matchstick. The doctor laughed. The man was furious: I've been swollen for several days, and you're still laughing! > The woman was angry and silent, and the stall owner Nan said again: Your breasts are so white! The girl was furious: If you keep talking nonsense, I will crush your balls! A little girl went to a bakery to buy breakfast. She said to the boss: Boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: Do you want a boy or a girl? Girl: Of course I want a boy! Because there are more places to eat. Once upon a time, there was a monk who kept reciting Shakespeare when he was dying. There was no such person at that time. Later, a scholar continued to study and finally found out: It turns out that this monk had never touched a woman. He was reciting: What is B?
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The vendor said again: 'Your boobs are so white!' The young girl was furious: 'Keep talking nonsense, and I'll crush your balls!'
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