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The original poster: Hakurei Reimu Views: 476 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2012-03-14 11:35:24
Since reading the poster's post, I have recovered from my cold and no longer need to bring paper to the toilet. Zhou Weiguo fell in love with Tong Jiaqian, Liu Yiyang fell in love with Xiao Ya, Ultraman landed in China, the donkey became a registered horse, Tencent released S60V2QQ2011, the rooster can lay eggs, the copycat became genuine, I became energetic, the monk fell in love with the nun, Bin Laden was resurrected, and Gaddafi came to power. The earth revolves around the moon, water can burn, oxygen can burn, hydrogen can support combustion, concentrated sulfuric acid can be drunk, and Fe burns in oxygen and makes fire. The chemical formula no longer needs to be balanced. The balance is adjusted to the right and left, so it can be used without having to level it. Mathematics 1+1≠2. The language no longer has Chinese characters. English has been Chineseized. Because the stones thrown into the air fell to the ground, it proved that the wind was blowing up and down. History has been tampered with. Cao Cao picked up the iPad 2 and Zhang Fei used the iPhone 4. Zhuge Liang could also look at the weather forecast and come to the straw boat to borrow arrows. Tang Monk didn't need to go to get the scriptures. Tathagata passed it to him with a card reader. In short, this post is great.

Hello, landlord! Because your post is so great! Obtained from: Prizes provided by the company's exclusive sponsorship:One,One piece,One bottle, Men's suspender underwear: One pair. And: Damn, seven-day trip to Nima Lagebi. How to collect: Go to the local and shout three times: Wet sand wall

With a flick of the finger, a Nokia mobile phone suddenly appeared in my hand. After pondering for a moment, I opened the UC browser, with a look of melancholy in my eyes. Immediately after entering the Temple of Heaven, what caught my eye was this post. When I opened it, I saw a majestic and domineering spirit bursting out from the post. My throat felt sweet, and I saw a mouthful of blood spurting out. I endured the pain and thought to myself, since the poster's writing style is so terrifying! I'm afraid it's not his opponent! Hurry up and get out of the way~~

Burn paper, light wax, add incense, no movement; pour wine, pay tribute, set off cannons, smash monuments, no response; dig graves, dig graves, open coffins, whip corpses, no temper; set fire, burn corpses, file bones, raise ashes, ? Try again, set the table, draw talismans, perform martial arts, thunder, uncover corpses, magic bells, wooden swords, small? People, chanting mantras, summoning the soul again, shedding tears, crying bitterly, wailing, beating the ground?...LZ is dead, Amitabha, the poor man has no way to return to heaven...Amen...

Passing by this treasure land; I came across this post; I looked at the title carefully; I seem familiar; to solve my doubts; take a look inside; read between the lines; read them all; but who has ever read them? I thought; I was shocked after reading this; this post and this article; are very similar to mine; furious; the guy from the original poster; the art of transferring the pasting; so terrifying; turning the pasting into oneself; leaving no trace; in anger; deciding to take a gamble; the sky net is gray; sparse and not leaking; how can I spare you; carrying a sword with fingers; killing the original poster; hand To fight with a sword; to speak the truth; to pounce on a street boy; to return it to me; to return it to me; in the midst of a mad attack; three inches below the jaw; a sudden pain; golden eyes; yellow-beamed roof; white walls and red bricks; fingers on the neck; it turned out to be; a dream in the south; oh my sorrow; thank you for your hard work, thank you. I give it to you.

I always thought that as long as I dived, no beautiful woman would recognize me as a handsome guy. But I was wrong. A cool man like me is like a firefly in the dark night or a beetle in the field. He is so bright and outstanding! Especially my melancholy eyes, messy hairstyle, the Hibiscus King in my mouth, and the half of my wallet exposed in my trouser pocket, all sold me deeply. Use milk powder to kill the post-00s, use exams to kill the post-90s, use housing prices to kill the post-80s, use unemployment to kill the post-70s, use urban management to kill the post-60s, use layoffs to kill the post-50s, Use demolition to kill 40 hinds, use medical reform to kill 30 hinds, use trains to kill front and back?

There once was a girl who said she wanted to hang out with me. After I looked at her for five minutes, I took out a mirror from my pocket and looked at myself. Then I told her: I am not handsome and I have no career. Why do you want to mess with me? She stared at me for a long time and said word by word; because you have a Nokia.

I represent the strongest leaders of the People's Republic of China, President Li Shimin, Chairman of the Military Commission Genghis Khan, and Premier Zhuge Liang! Zhang Heng, Minister of Geology! Minister of Public Security Zhan Zhao, Director of the Bureau of Land and Resources Xu Xiake! Bao Zheng, President of the Supreme People's Court, Lin Zexu, Director of the National Narcotics Control Agency, Wu Zetian, Minister of Women's Federation, Qu Yuan, National Diving Captain, Tang Bohu, Minister of Culture, and Chang'e, Minister of Aviation, salute you!

God was short of bodyguards, so he took Bruce Lee away... God was short of a killer. So they took Bin Laden away... God was in need of a singer, so Leslie Cheung took him away... God was in need of a dancer, so he took Jackson away. Great God, are you in need of a fool? Take the poster away

Could the poster be a dung ball rolled by the cockroach Xiaoqiang who was crushed by the cockroach Xiaoqiang who was adopted by the mentally retarded master of the Shaolin Temple who was known as a pear blossom weighing a begonia at the time when Huashan was the only one in the world in swordsmanship?

Congratulations to the poster for winning the grand prize of a 100 yuan phone recharge card provided by China Mobile. Please scrape out the 18-digit password in the black area of ​​the screen to recharge ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅For details, please contact 10086.

Bin Laden is a native of Riyadh. He was born in Zi, and had close ties with the Dashi royal family, and his family was well off. There are fifty-two brothers and sisters, and Bin Laden is seventeen. At the beginning, Rakshasa invaded Tochara, and Laden was angry and raised a righteous army with a majestic head. Representing the first year, the black-clad raiders invaded Kuwait, begged for soldiers in the United States, and defeated the black-clad raiders in the Persian Gulf. Bin Laden believed that he had lost his power and humiliated the country and refused to listen to his advice, so he gave up. A gathering of thousands of death-eaters, named Aqeda, was intended for America.
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Pirates, may your whole family die. Wang Quan was looking at posts, continuously rubbing mushrooms in his hand while groaning, then loudly shouting ah ah ah! I'm about to shoot, ah! His hand was filled with the liquid shot from the mushrooms, Wang Quan smelled it, then noticed someone replied to the post, called Qingcheng. Wang Quan showed a mouth full of yellow teeth, smiled, and replied, 'This little girl!' Wang Quan did not forget to smell the liquid in his hand with his right hand, while his left hand kept rubbing his toes, and he smiled again...
What am I to you? You are my i9100! When the weather is cold, I can hold you in the palm of my hand! The i9100, which generates a huge amount of heat, is not just a hand warmer for winter! What if your hands are cold? Turn on the i9100, overclock it, and it heats up instantly! The temperature can be adjusted! For long-lasting hand warmth, please prepare extra batteries or a power bank! Not all phones can warm hands! If you love her, buy her an i9100! i9100, you deserve to have it!
The original poster should buy twenty kilograms of steel, inject it into their own bones, then go to Chernobyl to get radiation exposure, inject spider venom, and get gamma rays in a lab—then you'll be invincible
I'll make a long story short. It's a long story.
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