Application form for husband to marry second wife

Husband's application



Dear wife:



\ Hello! After careful research and being mentally prepared to sleep outdoors for 3 days, I would like to submit an application to you. Because I have never written this type of application, there are formatting errors. Don't laugh at me!

Application matters: Marry a second wife



Valid time: Until you are willing to help me share some housework



Reasons for application:

1. Marrying a second wife will not lead to traffic paralysis, financial crisis, or high unemployment;

2. Marrying a second wife will increase the attractiveness of my family to me and reduce the chance of having an extramarital affair by 99%. If you don't believe me, try it?

three. Marrying a second wife can help me share the housework. The current situation is: one person does the housework for two people. If I marry a second wife, two people do the housework for three people. On average, each person shares 1.5 of the housework, and now it is 2. Of course, you still don't need to do the housework. You are the eldest wife after all;

IV. After marrying a second wife, I am not the only one who is at your disposal. You have the right to choose who to command, which objectively increases the competitive pressure on us. I believe that the performance will be 33.3% higher than before marrying a second wife. This objectively guarantees your high demands on life. If you don't believe me, try it?

five. If you marry a second wife, you don't have to have a baby. Aren't you always worried about the pain when giving birth to a baby? If, under the seduction of the important ideas of the Three Represents, the encouragement of the two must-do spirits, and your gift, I marry the second wife, these hard, tiring and painful tasks can be left to the second wife. And you, since you have a little BB to play with you, you don't need to wipe his butt, what a wonderful world of four! ! ! ! ! ! ! It's better to act than to think, so make a decision quickly! ! ! ! ! !

six. By marrying a second wife, you have a personal maid, and there will no longer be the phenomenon of us going shopping together while you wander around and I follow listlessly. The most important thing is that you found a green leaf and made red flowers yourself.

seven. Marrying a second wife gives you more freedom. Don't you sometimes hate my fussing around behind your back? If you marry a second wife, as long as you want to be free, I will sleep in another room.

Wife, I won't be so pedantic and write up eight-part essays like eight reasons and eight suggestions to prove something. Here are seven reasons. To be honest, if I were you, I would agree; hey! Don't ask back, "Would you like it if I married two husbands?" I will answer you now. If you can come up with reasons similar to the third and fourth of these seven, I will agree. Can you? So, I don't agree. In short, marrying a second wife is good for me and you are good for her!

Sincerely

Salute

Applicant: Your husband

Time: Today