Let you guess

You clap one I clap one, the poster has no little JJ. You clap two I clap two, the poster punches the second every night. You clap three I clap three, the poster has two mountains on the chest. You clap four I clap four, the poster went to Shaolin Temple. You clap five I clap five, the poster is dancing now. You clap six I clap six, the poster has no girl in this life. You clap seven I clap seven, the poster is masturbating. You clap eight I clap eight, the poster's wife is playing the trumpet. You clap nine I clap nine, the poster's bottom doesn't last long. You clap ten I clap ten, the poster's little brother turned into stone.

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