A group of robbers said a wise saying when robbing a bank: "Don't move anything. The money belongs to the country, but your life is your own! Everyone lay down silently. The robbers glanced at the cashier girl who was lying on the table with her limbs in the air, and said: "Please lie down in a civilized manner! This is robbery, not rape! After the robbers returned, one of the new robbers with a master's degree said, "Boss, let's quickly count how much we robbed." The old robber (primary school education) said, "Are you stupid?" There are so many, how long do you want to count? Didn't you know that by watching the news tonight? This is called work experience. Work experience is more important than academic qualifications these days?
Haha, there is a sequel to this story:?
After the robbers left, the president said, report the crime quickly! Just as the director was about to leave, the president hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! Add the five million we embezzled privately last time!" The director said: "It would be great if the robbers came to rob us once a month." ?
----This is called work experience. These days, work experience is more important than academic qualifications?
As a result, the next day the Xinwen Network reported that the bank had been robbed of 100 million, and the robbers only counted 20 million. ?
The boss cursed: "Damn it, I fought for my life to steal 20 million, and the bank president made 80 million with just his fingers. It seems that he still needs to study these days!"
