Funny sentences - making the teacher speechless

In a Chinese class, the teacher asked classmate xx to make a sentence using "steak"; xx: A group of steaks marched forward in a queue. Teacher: (gritting his teeth) Where is "Newton"? xx: Uncle Wang fainted when he heard that Newton was lost at home. Teacher: Watch xx: When Wang Erbo heard that the cow was recovered, he took the policeman's hand to express his gratitude. Teacher: Eloquence xx: Only when people are eloquent can they eat.