After years of frustration, the Smiths remained childless. Finally, one day they decided to hire a surrogate father. On the day when the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "I'm going out, the man will be here soon." Half an hour later, by chance, a baby photographer who specializes in door-to-door service rang the doorbell. "Good morning, madam, you don't know me, but I'm here..." "You don't need to explain, I'm waiting for you." Mrs. Smith interrupted, "Please come in." "Really! That's great, you know, babies are my specialty." The photographer said after sitting down. "That's what my husband and I want, where do we start?" "Leave it all to me." The photographer said confidently, "I usually shoot twice in the bathtub, once on the sofa, and maybe once on the bed in the bedroom. Sometimes the floor in the living room is also fun, and you can spread it out." "Bathtub? Living room floor? No wonder Henry and I never succeed." It doesn't matter, no one can guarantee success every time. But if we try a few more poses and let me shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be happy with the results. "
"I hope we get this done as soon as possible. "Mrs. Smith said with a blushing face. "Madam, my work attitude is that a person must be willing to spend time on his work. I would rather go in and come out in 5 minutes, but you will definitely not be satisfied. "
"Don't I know this? You treat me as old-fashioned. "
The photographer opened his handbag, took out an album of baby photos he had taken, pointed to one and said: "This was done on the top of a bus in London. "
"oh! my god! "Mrs. Smith clutched the handkerchief tightly.
"You see, the twins did a good job taking the photos. You must know that their mother is particularly difficult to cooperate. "The photographer handed the photo to Mrs. Smith.
" "She is difficult to cooperate with?" "
"Yes, in the end I had to take her to Hyde Park and shoot it there. There were so many people watching, they were on three floors inside and three outside, all wanting to have a clear look. "
" "Three floors inside and three floors outside?" ! "Mrs. Smith's eyes widened.
"Yes, and it lasted for three hours. The mother kept yelling and yelling and I couldn't concentrate at all. Finally, it was getting dark, and even sparrows came to peck at my camera, so I hurriedly took a few pictures. "
"Did I hear you right? You said the sparrow bit your chicken? ? "
"Yes ma'am, if you are ready, I will start working. Now I'm going to set up the tripod. "
"Tripod? "Mrs. Smith looked really worried at this time.
"Yes, I have to use a tripod to support my Canon cannon. Because it's too big to hold. "
"Your cannon is so big..."
"What's wrong with you, madam, wake up quickly. "
