The ridiculous post "Brother finally bought an iPhone 4, you poor bums, go ahead and envy me!" 》
I finally bought an iPhone 4. You poor guys, go ahead and envy me! [Content]: I want to replace my former n95, which was the king of mobile phones. I have long wanted to replace it with a stylish iPhone 4, but it costs 699 yuan. I think it is not that expensive. My original n95 was only 398 yuan, so I asked the waiter, "What functions does your iPhone 4 have? Why is it so expensive? My brother We bought one for only 399." So the waiter explained, "This is the new iPhone 4, supports Bluetooth, MP3, MP4, and photography, and the most important thing is dual SIM card dual standby." So she turned on the music player, and it was "Love Business": If you want me to spread my legs, spread them. The sound was really loud, and my ears were buzzing. I took this iPhone 4, and it felt really good in my hand. The two large external speakers looked so powerful. I turned on the multimedia, and a video was played in it. It was my favorite pornographic martial arts movie. It was amazing. I found a small strip at the bottom of the phone that looked like a pen. I asked the waiter, what is this? The waiter explained, "This is a stylus. iPhone 4 supports full-screen handwriting." So she gave me another demonstration and wrote a few words on the phone screen. I was stunned. iPhone 4 is really nbs. It has such functions. I was completely conquered, so I said to the waiter, "Beauty, give me a discount, I want it." After saying this, everyone gathered around, and next to me was a post-90s girl with dyed red hair.
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