Customer: Boss, how much do these pants cost?
Boss: 180 yuan, authentic goods from Guangzhou, do you want it?
Customer: Let me take a look first...
Boss: Don't look at it. The stuff is good. I'll give you a discount of 170 yuan.
Customer: Is this also called a discount?
Boss: Haha, okay, just 140 yuan, that's fine this time.
Customer: Hahahaha, I laugh!
Boss: Why are you laughing? Is it too expensive?
Customer: No, not only is it expensive, it's like pumping my blood!
Boss: It's not that exaggerated. Since you're a local, it's only 120 yuan.
Customer:...
Boss: Don't you still think it's expensive? I can only earn you a few dollars at most.
Customer: No, I didn't say expensive. These pants are worth the price.
Boss: You are so sunny, buy it quickly.
Customer: The pants are good pants, but the money in my pocket is limited.
Boss: How much money do you have in your pocket?
Customer: 90 yuan.
Boss: Oh my God, you're kidding me. I'll pay you to death and add another 10 yuan.
Customer: No, Tim, I really want to give you 120 yuan, but there is nothing I can do.
Boss: Okay, let's make a friend and I'll pay you 90 yuan.
Customer: I won't give you 90 yuan, I will keep 10 yuan for the fare.
Boss: Fare? What does this have to do with buying pants? Customer: Of course, I come from a very far away place. I have to take a long-distance bus back. The fare is 10 yuan.
Boss: You are lying!
Customer, I have never deceived anyone since I was eighteen years old, believe me. Look at my face, how sincere it is.
Boss: Although I can't see your sincerity, I accept the compensation and give you 80 yuan.
Customer: Wait, I have to add that I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm very hungry.
Boss: You! ! Oh my God, you've gone too far. You're playing tricks.
Customer: Believe me, I am sincere. If I don't eat anymore, I will pass out in front of you.
Boss: I'm so unlucky to meet such a naughty guy like you. But you are indeed going too far. One moment you have to take a bus and the next moment you have to have breakfast. Are you going to say you are thirsty and want a drink later?
Customer: You underestimate me. Trust me, I'm not asking for more.
Boss: Believe you? The last time?
Customer: Yes, trust me.
Boss: Okay, take it easy, 70 yuan.
Customer: I'll give you the money right now.
Boss: Hurry up.
Customer: Wait, there seems to be something wrong with the color here.
Boss: No, no, it's a frosted color. It's made like this on purpose. It's called fashion.
Customer: Really? Why do they look like old pants? It's weird.
Boss: What? It doesn't matter if you insult me, please don't insult my pants. This is the real thing.
Customer:...
Boss: Okay, let me show you my purchase order...Look, the purchase date was last week, and the purchase unit was a certain garment factory in Guangzhou. How can these be old pants?
Customer: Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood, but... Oh my god, the purchase price is: 20 yuan per piece.
Boss: Oh, no, no. This is the price before tax, and the cost price per item after tax is 40 yuan. Customer: You are lying, do you think I am a fool? This is the value-added tax, the price after tax. These pants are only worth 20 yuan, but you...
Boss: Hehe... Do you want to do business? You have to know that my daily rent for the front room is hundreds of dollars. If I don't make money, what will I eat?
Customer: In broad daylight, everything is clear, your heart is too dark!
Boss: Hey, can 30 yuan do it? Let me make some.
Customer: Money is nothing. It's just your behavior that makes me angry. You have deeply hurt the soul of a consumer.
Boss: Is it that serious?
Customer: Don't you think the deception is serious? If it continues to develop, it will be fraud and a crime!
Boss: Oh my god, what an exaggeration. In this way, if you calm down, I will sell it to you for 25 yuan and earn five yuan.
Customer: What? 25 means two hundred and five. Do you look down on me?
Boss: No, no, just 24.
Customer: There is a 4, which means "death", which is unlucky. I am very superstitious.
Boss: Oh my god, there is nothing wrong with 23, right?
Customer: OK, deal.
