hacker

The original poster: smooth sailing Views: 494 Replies: 4 Posted in: 2012-04-05 00:31:17
Hacker: I took control of your computer. Xiaobai: How?
Hacker: use Trojan horse
Xiaobai:. . . . . . Where? I can't see it
Hacker: Open your task manager
Xiaobai:. . . . . . Where is the task manager?
hacker:. . . . . . Under your computer! !
Xiaobai: It's not in "My Computer"
Hacker: Forget it, pretend I haven't done anything
Hacker: I have taken control of your computer
Xiaobai: Oh
Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hehehe
Xiaobai: You're here just in time, please help me kill the virus. My machine has a lot of problems recently
Hacker:. . . . . .
Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?
Hacker: You can install a firewall
Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, will you not be able to enter?
Hacker: No, I just want to add a bit of fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel idiotic
Xiaobai: I heard that you can create "viruses"? !
Hacker: Hmm
Xiaobai: Can you control other people's computers? !
Hacker: Generally yes
Xiaobai: Can you hack those websites?
Hacker: Of course, haven't you heard people call me a "hacker"?
noob:. . . . . . Oh~~~`I thought it was because you looked very dark. . . . . .
"Boom~~"
Hacker: I'm here again! !
Xiaobai: Don't you find it annoying that you come in every day?
Hacker: It's very annoying, your machine is the worst I have ever seen
Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand
Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine
Xiaobai: Oh~~Then have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where it is installed. I have been looking for it for a long time
Hacker:. . . . . . Goodbye
Hacker: Hi~~~I'm here!
Xiaobai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?
Hacker: Haha, it's a joke. It's easier to get on your machine than mine. Don't you miss me?
Xiaobai: I want to ask you a favor
Hacker: What's the matter?
Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data
Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want to do! !
Xiaobai: Please help me pay my electricity bill this month. . . . . .
Hacker: Die! !
Hacker: Where did you die? ! ! ! noob:. . . . . . You've been out for a few days, why are you looking for me? Hacker: I'm looking for something. Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: Virus, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete collection of viruses
Hacker: Here I come! !
. . . . . .
Hacker: Why don't you speak?
Xiaobai: In a bad mood
Hacker: Who bullied you? Xiaobai: I lost one of my Q numbers, which contained my first online love
Hacker: It's simple, I'll get it back for you
Xiaobai: I can't get it back
Hacker: Impossible, tell me, what number is it?
Xiaobai: Oh~~~~I just don't remember
Xiaobai: Come out! ! ! !
Hacker: What's wrong? !
Xiaobai: Did you use my ID to play on the forum? ! !
hacker:. . . . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad, I just made up a post. I promise I won't play it again next time
Xiaobai: That won't work! ! !
Hacker: What else do you want?
Xiaobai: Your post made me blush. It's my first time and I'm so happy. You must make up another one for me
Hacker: Fuck!
Hacker: Hehe, I did something very interesting just now
Xiaobai: What happened
Hacker: I went to the forum to upvote the post
Xiaobai: This is very common
Hacker: I upvoted the post as soon as I saw it, and called the poster a pig to my heart's content, it was so good to relieve my anger
Xiaobai: Wow, that's so fun, I never dared, I would be banned!
Hacker: Yes, it has been blocked.
Xiaobai: Is this still interesting? !
Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID
Xiaobai: Are you an expert?
Hacker: You can say so.
Xiaobai: How high is it?
Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored
Xiaobai: Ha, I can do this too! Hacker: #¥%! So can you? !
Xiaobai: Yes, it goes black as soon as you turn off the phone. . . . . .
Hacker: Get out!
Xiaobai: Let me ask you a question
Hacker: Say
Xiaobai: In addition to mine, can you also control other people's computers?
Hacker: Some can. . . . . .
Xiaobai: Is it okay even if there is no Internet connection? hacker:. . . . . .
Xiaobai: Can you remotely control other people's phones?
hacker:. . . . . .
Xiaobai: You can still steal top-secret documents! ! !
Hacker: I think you have watched too many movies, go and get some sleep
Xiaobai: My computer is broken
Hacker:. . . . . . I just checked and there is nothing wrong with your computer. Xiaobai: That's because you bullied me
Hacker: No
Xiaobai: You did! None of the MP3 files sent to me had images!
Hacker: Help~~~~~~~
Xiaobai: I have a computer question, can you answer it?
Hacker: It should be possible
Xiaobai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?
hacker:. . . . . . I don't know
Xiaobai: Of course it's “F4”! !
Hacker: Halo~~~Is this a computer problem? ! !
Xiaobai: Let me ask you another computer question. Can you answer it?
Hacker: As long as it's not your idiot question
Xiaobai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?
Hacker: Well, yes
Xiaobai: Then something went wrong, you can solve it too
Hacker: Your problem shouldn't be difficult
Xiaobai: Great, my fan doesn't seem to be spinning, please help me replace it
Hacker: . . . . . . I'm leaving first
Xiaobai: Shall we meet? hacker:. . . . . . this. . . . . . Not so good, why do you want to meet? Xiaobai: I want to see if you think the same as me. Hacker: Heh, what do you think?
Xiaobai: He is very handsome, wears tight clothes, and is magical. He can go anywhere and maintain world peace everywhere
Hacker:. . . . . . You're talking about Spider-Man, boss!
Hacker: Hello~~~
Xiaobai: You come here every day, are you curious about me?
Hacker: It's not curiosity, it's habit, so I came in easily
Xiaobai: Hum, I have a good way to change your habit
Hacker: . . . . . . oh? ! What can I do
Xiaobai: I'll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha~~
Hacker: What a genius! . . . . . . Can you still access the Internet?
Xiaobai: Yes, take your time!
Xiaobai: You enter my computer every day, are you curious about me?
Hacker: Not curious, just used to it
Xiaobai: Isn't there anything you are curious about?
Hacker: Yes, I've always wanted to know when your computer will crash with so many viruses
Xiaobai: I also want to control your computer
Hacker: That won't work, I will go crazy if someone else enters my computer
Xiaobai: This is not fair! !
Hacker: Well, okay, then you have controlled it. Hacker: Here I go again
Xiaobai: This may be the last time we meet
Hacker: Oh? What happened? Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, do anti-virus, and install a firewall to prevent you from coming in!
Hacker: So you hate me so much. . . . . . Okay, I won't come here anymore, goodbye
Xiaobai: Uh-huh, wait a minute! ! First teach me what reinstalling the system is!
hacker:. . . . . .
Hacker: It's so late, why aren't you offline yet?
Xiaobai: Oh, it's time, I'm going to unplug the power
Hacker: Wait! You can't turn off your phone? Xiaobai: Yes, just click shutdown and it won't move. You can only press power. Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon, right-click on the Winlogon item, select "New" → "String Value", enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", double-click to edit the value to 1, and then it will automatically shut down.
noob:. . . . . . I'd better press the power button. . . . . . Xiaobai called the hacker: Are you really powerful? Hacker: So-so. Xiaobai: Bragging! If you have the ability, you can shut down the Trojan horse in my machine.
Hacker: How difficult is this!You wait
Hacker: Haha, done, you regret it
Xiaobai: Hehe, thank you~~~~I was playing outside, and I just wanted you to shut down the phone for me. . . . . .
Hacker: dizzy~~~~
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Sofa~
Boom! A thunderclap shakes heaven and earth. I, Gu Hua Li, make my entrance. I have cultivated the Dao for more than twenty years, seeking to glimpse the Heavenly Dao, but fate has not yet allowed me to become an immortal. Upon hearing of this heavenly book, I came to take a look. However, the heavenly book is too profound. I tried to peek at it, which greatly harmed my mind and spirit, causing me to vomit three liters of blood. If I had not retreated in time, it would have been life and death eradication. I, Gu Li, do not wish to be associated with me.
Floor~
》¥《!!! Although I've watched a lot of changes, it's still quite funny.
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