Classic quotes from our class teacher (absolutely true)
1. You are talking nonsense again, right? 2. See if it's very simple. I'll give you points. 3. I don't want to give you face, right? 4. No one is a saint, and no one can make mistakes. 5. I have a fever occasionally, but I'm still normal. 6. Okay, let's look at the next question. 7. So it's very simple, very simple! 8. Okay, don't talk. 9. You are still talking nonsense, right? If you keep talking nonsense again, call your father! 10. It was quiet just now, and now it's here again, right?
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Boom! A thunderclap shakes heaven and earth. I, Gu Hua Li, make my entrance. I have cultivated the Dao for more than twenty years, seeking to glimpse the Heavenly Dao, but fate has not yet allowed me to become an immortal. Upon hearing of this heavenly book, I came to take a look. However, the heavenly book is too profound. I tried to peek at it, which greatly harmed my mind and spirit, causing me to vomit three liters of blood. If I had not retreated in time, it would have been life and death eradication. I, Gu Li, do not wish to be associated with me.
Got shocked by lightning again.
What about Guangdong?
Guangmao is a local dialect. By the way, next time, share some of our dialect.
When the teacher says things like this, no one wants it. Matters of the heart cannot be forced. As they say, good fortune is guided by heaven; the most important thing in life is to be happy. Are you hungry? Shall I fry you an egg?”
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