funny ancient poems

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The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and ancient people did not use paper when defecating. The merchant girl didn't know the hatred for the country's subjugation, but she still sang the nunchaku across the river. The country is like a painted skin, and life is like a wet dream. The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. I love Adi King all my life. Gently I go, just as gently I came. I shook the sack without taking away a cabbage. Brother Zeng was divorced, Li Yuchun in the early stage. People looked for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, he was at the canteen at the door. It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, and it's hard to say goodbye. XX's whole family is mentally retarded. The flow plummeted down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that there was no paper in the stool. If heaven is sentimental, heaven will also grow old. If man is sentimental, he will die early.
If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old, and there will be no worries about being struck by thunder every day. Li Bai refused to pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat. People are divided into three, six or nine grades, and meat is divided into three layers. The hero is saddened by the beauty, and the beauty's name is Zhao Benshan. Is the departure of the booger the pursuit of the thumb, or the unwillingness of the nose to stay? Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and I don't know whether Li Bai is dead or not. Tianma Meteor Boxing is specially used to treat tracheitis. Develop sports and increase people's weight. Cultivation chirp chirp chirp again, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747!
Ask her what she is thinking about, and ask her what she is remembering. The woman was also thoughtful and had no money to buy a plane. I saw a military notice last night that bombers were needed. There were twelve planes, but I couldn't afford them. Grandpa doesn't have much money, Mulan doesn't have gold or silver, but she is willing to buy steel and build airplanes from now on. Buy drawings in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market, and iron sheets in the north market. I bid farewell to my parents in the morning and stayed in the old hangar at night. I didn't hear my parents calling girls, but I heard the friction of the iron sheets. I left the hangar in the morning and went to the military camp in the evening. I didn't hear my mother-in-law calling for the girl, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.
Flying a plane thousands of miles away, it doesn't take long to pass a mountain. The hot air is transferred to the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general was frightened to death, and the spirit of the strong man flew away. Flying to hit the emperor, the emperor is lying on the hospital bed. After twelve turns of Ce Xun, he was rewarded with two slaps in the face. The Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell; she wanted to drive the 747 and fly back to her hometown.
When the father and mother heard that their daughter was coming, they raised their machine guns; when the elder sister heard that her younger sister was coming, they raised their pistols; when the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, he sharpened his knife and faced the mentally retarded man. Open the door of my plane, get inside my plane, take off my combat robe, put on my flight suit, load more grenades, and set up a machine gun. When he went out to plant a bomb, his relatives and friends were all frightened: after twelve years of separation, Mulan had become rampant.
The madman kicked the ground, the fool closed his eyes, and the two walked side by side. Who can say that I am abnormal? Tang} Li Bai Li Bai didn't pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is a thousand feet deep, and I don't know whether Li Bai is dead or not. Qing Ming [Tang Dynasty] Du Mu During the Qing Ming Festival, it rains heavily. I am alone and want to die. I want to ask where the beautiful woman is. The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun (Look, Xiao Du's poem is very profound. For the sake of Qing Ming today, let him post this first). Spring Dawn [Tang] Meng Haoran. Spring sleep is not awakened. The beautiful girl in science and engineering can't sleep at night. I went to look for it online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone) The Year of Li Gui in the South of the Yangtze River [Tang Dynasty] Du Fu Looking for beauties in the chat room q q Bubble M S N It's a good scenery for science and engineering. I chatted so speculatively that I wanted to meet people (hehe, the poet saint is so ambitious). The middle part Zhang Shiba of the Ministry of Water Resources in early spring [Tang Dynasty] Han Yu The light rain in Beili is as moist as butter. The beautiful women look far away but not close. The saddest thing of the year is that M M on the Internet turned out to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han suffered a big blow) Early Departure from Baidi City [Tang Dynasty] Li Bai Chaoci dormitory is very fond of me. The netizen suddenly returned after meeting, with a face full of sadness and couldn't stop crying. I was almost at the gate of hell (Shixian seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain Travel [Tang Dynasty] Du Mu The stone path of Xiangshan Mountain in the distance is sloping. She and I are deep in the white clouds. I thought the prince would meet the princess, but it was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog. (Wow, it's Xiao Du again, he seems to have a lot of feelings) The Book of Songs. Jianjia Jianjia is green, and the white dew is like frost. The so-called beauty is on the side of the net. When you see her, your face is fat and long. When you are happy to meet her, your waist is like a big water tank. . . (Hey, our ancestors didn't escape this disaster either...) Fortune Teller [Song Dynasty] Li Zhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. We chatted and made appointments to meet each other day by day, and we both called ghosts together. . . .(Why do poets also come to join in the fun~~ There are really dinosaurs from generation to generation) The last chapter Jiang Nanchun [Tang Dynasty] Du Mu The Internet is green and red. The heart is getting empty after chatting and meeting 480 times. How many dinosaurs are among them (I can responsibly say that Xiao Du is no longer alive, and the consequences are very serious...) Sending Yuan Er to Anxi [Tang Dynasty] Wang Wei Early morning in Beili Chaoyun Full of disappointment and heartbreak I advise you not to look for netizens again Tomorrow I will become a monk and run to Shaolin (good words from the golden jade~~). Chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi Chi Chi Chi together, rooster picks up hen. The exam is exciting enough, and answering the questions relies on calculation. If you don't understand in class, it's all the old man's fault. The teacher talks a lot of nonsense, is troublesome and verbose. Life is Chinese, death is Chinese soul. It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and cannot speak English. If I am not qualified in Chinese, it shows my character; if I am not qualified in mathematics, the teacher is fully responsible; if I am not qualified in English, it is because I am patriotic. Doing well in the exam depends entirely on your deskmates. If you don't do well in the exam, your deskmate won't do well. I am even more worried about going to school every day. The teacher's lectures make me feel sleepwalking, and he criticizes me again and again without any reason. I have so much homework that I want to take revenge, and I do it like a fool. Time is not like an arrow. The sun and the moon are not as good as the shuttle. All homework must be copied, otherwise it will not be handed in. Go to school and wait until school is over, and wait until school is over for holidays. Year after year, this feeling lingers. The classmates were originally in the same class. When school was over, they went their separate ways. That was OK for the whole day!
Chirp again chirp, Mulan is flying a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747!
Ask her what she is thinking about, and ask her what she is remembering. The woman was also thoughtful and had no money to buy a plane. I saw a military notice last night that bombers were needed. There were twelve planes, but I couldn't afford them. Grandpa doesn't have much money, Mulan doesn't have gold or silver, but she is willing to buy steel and build airplanes from now on.
Buy drawings in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market, and iron sheets in the north market. I bid farewell to my parents in the morning and stayed in the old hangar at night. I didn't hear my parents calling girls, but I heard the friction of the iron sheets. I left the hangar in the morning and went to the military camp in the evening. I didn't hear my mother-in-law calling for the girl, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.
Flying a plane thousands of miles away, it doesn't take a moment to pass a mountain. The hot air is transferred to the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general was frightened to death, and the spirit of the strong man flew away.
Flying to hit the emperor, the emperor is lying on the hospital bed. After twelve turns of Ce Xun, he was rewarded with two slaps in the face. The Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell; she wanted to drive the 747 and fly back to her hometown.
When the father and mother heard that their daughter was coming, they raised their machine guns; when the elder sister heard that her sister was coming, they raised their pistols; when the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, he raised his gun and loaded it. Open the door of my plane, get inside my plane, take off my combat robe, put on my flight suit, load more grenades, and set up a machine gun. When he went out to plant a bomb, his relatives and friends were all frightened: after twelve years of separation, Mulan was still a pervert.
The madman kicks his feet on the ground, and the idiot closes his eyes tightly. The two of them are walking side by side. Who can say that I am abnormal?
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