Mr. Fu laughs at the webmaster who picks flowers (Part 1) (purely a spoof)

Wang Quan: Sir, bring the flower picker to Flower picker: Sir~ Huangfu: Kneel down, who will tell you your name? Flower picker: Sir, I... Huangfu: Kneel down, who will tell me your name, who will tell you your name, tell me your name, tell me your name, tell me your name, come my name, come. The flower picker glanced at the adults in surprise~ Huangfu: Do you understand what you are looking at? This is an echo? Do you understand why this is an echo? This is an echo, do you understand? Look, this is an echo, do you understand? This is an echo, do you understand? It's an echo, do you understand? Do you understand the echo? Do you understand the sound? Do you understand? Do you understand? ? Flower Picker: Hey. Huangfu: ... Flower Picker: Sir, can you eliminate the echo when speaking? My memory is so poor that I can only remember half of what I hear~ Huangfu: Huang Miao, my memory can't be that bad! Flower Picker: If you don't believe me, you can test me. Huangfu: Okay, I will test you, 8, 8. Flower picker: Oh, 4, 4. Huangfu: 6, 6. Flower picker: 3, 3. Huangfu: I really have a bad memory. What's your last name? Flower Picker: The commoner's surname is Wei. Huangfu: What is Wei? Flower Picker: My father's surname is Wei, so my surname is also Wei. Huangfu: That's ridiculous. I'm asking you what your surname is, Wei? Flower Picker: I told you, adults, please don't laugh~ Huangfu: Even though you can smile in court, you don't even dare to say your own name, unless you have a fake ID card! Flower-picking thief: The grassroots' surname is Wei, and their given name is gold! Hahahahaha Huangfu: This is not funny. Did you know that picking flowers is a capital offense? Flower Picker: Your Excellency, you are wronged! You can't kill me for no reason! Huangfu: Okay, as long as you have enough reasons today, I will spare your life first...Why are brothers Haier only wearing underwear? Cauliflower Thief: No QB! Huangfu: That's right, please listen. Why do you want to deceive people who believe in you? Flower Picker: I can't deceive people who don't believe me, sir. Huangfu: You are awesome. I have convinced you. I can't let you go so easily. Please add me on QQ first, 38338438, and name me Flower Picker. My Q name is "Hobby, Pacific". Cauliflower Thief: Yes! grown ups! Huangfu: Chat on Q! Flower Picker: Yes! grown ups! My balls hurt, I typed for more than 20 minutes...