dairy cow
In a rural farm lived a man, his wife and their three sons. The hostess woke up one morning and looked out the window at the grassland. She found that the only cow left in their family died on the grassland. This desperate scene invaded her. How could she continue to maintain the family income? In despair, she hanged herself. When the male owner woke up and found that his wife was dead, just like his cow, he also began to look at this hopeless scene, so he also shot himself. When the eldest son got up and saw his parents and cows dead, he decided to commit suicide by jumping into the river. When he reached the river he found a mermaid sitting on the riverbank. The mermaid said: "I know the reason for your depression. As long as you have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore everything to its original state." ” The eldest son agreed to give it a try, but after four rounds, he was unable to do it, so the mermaid drowned him in the river. Then, when the second son woke up and discovered what had happened, he also decided to end his life by the river. Similarly, the mermaid said to him: "If you make love to me ten times in a row, I will return your parents, brother and cow." "The second son tried his best and only fought until the seventh round, but this still could not satisfy the mermaid, so he jumped into the river and committed suicide. The younger son woke up and saw his parents, cows and two brothers dead. He felt that life was full of despair, so he committed suicide by drowning in the river. In the river he met a mermaid, and the lustful mermaid said to him: "I saw the whole thing happen, and I can restore everything to its original state if you make love to me fifteen times in a row." The younger son replied: "That's it?" Why not twenty times? "The mermaid was shocked by this request; the younger son continued: "Hey, why not twenty-five times? "Just when the mermaid was reluctant to agree to his request, the younger son said again: "Why not thirty times? ” Finally, the mermaid said: “That's enough! If you make love with me thirty times in a row, I will return everyone to you intact. ' Then, the younger son said, ‘Wait a minute, how do I know that after these thirty rounds, you will be tortured to death by me like that cow? 』
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Not saying anything for now, just giving you an upvote!
Uh... =_=''///...
Speechless, that's really heavy in taste!
…Even the cows…damn
The youngest son actually,,,,,, won't that cow kick his JJ?
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