Internal joke, Bo Jun smiles
1. [It's terrible to be uneducated]---The English teacher asked the students to translate the KFC slogan We chickenright! (Chicken cooking expert), the answers are varied: ①We are doing the right thing in cooking chicken. ②We make the right chicken. ③We make the chicken on the right. ④Our chicken cook is on the right. ⑤We make the right side of the chicken. ⑥We make the chicken on the right. ⑦The one on the right is making chicken. ⑧We make chicken, right? ⑨Shall we make chicken? ⑩Yes! Let's do cock! 2. It's been half a month since the start of the third year of high school, and the school has been stricter this year. I used to turn a blind eye to those who fell in love, but now it's different. If I catch someone, I'll go home and reflect. Then tragedy happened. My girlfriend was caught, but what's even more tragic is that the leading actor is not me. . . . . . 3. He has always liked the innocent girl, but he did not dare to confess. One day she fell out of love and cried so much in front of him. He, who was not good at words, was even more flustered. He had an idea and remembered the widely circulated TVB article, and comforted her by saying, "The most important thing in life is to be happy. Now, let me feed it to you." She nodded and reached out to pull down his trousers. . . 4. He met a charming and wealthy woman and was fascinated by her. He quit his job, betrayed his fiancée, and eloped with this woman. On the plane, the woman asked him, do you still remember the buck-toothed girl you humiliated in middle school? He was startled, the woman in front of him looked more and more familiar. Is it you? He asked; the woman shook her head and sneered, thanks to you, she committed suicide after graduating from high school. He's horrified, and you are. . . ? ! The woman smiled sinisterly and said: Her brother! ! ! 5. When Nezha made trouble in the sea, the Dragon King cursed: Where did this damn child come from? Nezha said angrily: My father is Li Jing! 6. A few brothers are going to jointly open a company. In order to show how awesome the company is, they named it "Capability"! "Capability company" sounds so domineering! After happily getting the license back from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the brothers were dumbfounded when they saw "Capability Co., Ltd." written in large letters on the license. 7. A fugitive broke into a house and saw a couple making out. He tied the husband to a chair, tied the wife to the bed, kissed her neck, and then walked into the toilet. The husband said: "Don't resist when he ravages you, otherwise we will both die. You must hold on, baby, I love you!" The wife said: "Just now he said in my ear that he was gay, and asked me where the lubricant was, and I said it was in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you too!"
