Thunderous Death: Hilarious jokes in the school cafeteria

【Dialogue】
(1)One day when it was hot, I went to the canteen to get some food. I saw the doors and windows were closed.
I asked: "Why don't you open the doors and windows to cool down?"
Someone replied: "Don't you see any flies outside?"
I killed two flies on my head with a wave of my hand: "There are some inside too?"
"They are full... The ones outside are still hungry..."
(2) A boy finished eating
"What is this?"
"Fried potatoes with meat"
"What are potatoes fried with?"
"Potatoes with fried meat"
"What are potatoes fried with?"
"Potatoes with fried meat"
"What are potatoes fried with?"
"Meat..."

(3) In a university in the south, a student went to the cafeteria to get food. If he wanted to eat steamed buns, he told the master: "Here are four steamed buns."
The master asked: 10?
Answer: No, 4?
Question: 10?
Answer: 4! It's 4!
The master asked: HOW MANY?
Answer: FOUR! Master: Isn't this done?
[Change]
Freshman year: Found a worm, and the whole bowl of rice was poured over;
Sophomore year: Found a worm, picked it out and continued to eat;
Junior year: Found a worm, and ate it as if there were no worms;
Senior year: Found no worms, protested, how can we eat without worms!
When I was studying for graduate school: I found a kind of worm, and I sighed, this method is too simple;
When I was studying for a Ph.D.: I found only worms, and I sighed, the school food has improved...
[Collect 7 to change]
Oh my god, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" in 4 taels of rice! ! !
I, being a gentle man, could no longer hold back the long-pressed anger in my heart. I angrily came to the lunch window and slammed the one-pound iron lunch box onto the window sill. In an instant, the noisy canteen became silent, and more than a thousand pairs of eyes stared at Master Liu who was serving the meal. Without changing his expression and heart not beating, he calmly pushed my lunch box out: "How many times have I told you, you have to collect 7 cockroaches to exchange for a bean bag!" Everyone turned around...
[Ten Laws of the Canteen]
The law of inequality: (3 taels + 1 taels) is greater than (2 taels + 2 taels) is greater than 4 taels
The Law of Decay Exponent: After the cafeteria opens after decoration and the new semester begins, the quality and portion of the food will decay exponentially.
Multi-functional law: The canteen not only has the functions of an ordinary canteen, it also has many functions such as a canteen, a video hall, a self-study room, and a place to challenge unhappy classmates.
The law of the number of stretches of ramen noodles: The number of times each ramen master pulls noodles is always constant, and habits are difficult to change. (Take the 6 canteen as an example. Ramen is always cooked seven times: the average length of ramen is 0.5 meters * 2 to the power of 7 = 64 meters) Free soup law: Because it is based on the irregular movement of molecules, theoretically, if you boil a red bean in a tank of water, then it is no longer a tank of water, but a tank of free soup that can relieve the heat.
The law of complementarity: The degree of fatness of the rice cook is complementary to the portion of the meal served to you, and the quality and portion of the meal served to you are complementary. (For example, if you are given a lot of beef, it must be hard to chew; if you are given a lot of rice, it must be undercooked; if you are given a lot of vegetables, it must be difficult to swallow)
The law of uniqueness: If the food the chef in the cafeteria gives you is of sufficient quality and portion, and you are not very PP, then the food inspection personnel must be in the cafeteria.
Law of randomness: Whether it is economical fast food, soup pots, or special stir-fry dishes, there is a possibility that wires, hairs, flies, stones, centipedes or other things will appear randomly and make you lose your appetite. The random rate is unpredictable.
Inference from the law of randomness: We can infer some characteristics of the canteen chefs just from the random debris in the food: most of the chefs often lose their hair, wash dishes with metal wires, and like specimens of insects and leaves very much.
Law of relativity: If you feel that your spoons, chopsticks or tableware are not clean, please close your eyes and say silently in your mind, "This has been sterilized by infrared rays!" Then they will be clean.
[Display of "trophies" in the cafeteria of the four-year university]
(1) An earthworm, lying at the bottom of the spinach soup, turned white and swollen like a little finger;
(2) A ladybug, seven-star, I counted it carefully;
(3) One strawberry (a good thing), but I don't know why it appeared in the bean bun;
(4) When I ordered a meat dish, I saw a big piece of meat in the dish (the size of a mouse, and people around me were envious of it), so I turned it over and took a look. , it's half a pig's breast, with an inch-long black hair on it! ! !
(5) Steamed buns, I haven't eaten the first bite yet, but I've already bitten the second bite;
(6) Tofu, after eating it for the first time, I always steal a few pieces from the canteen to use as bricks before every fight;
(7) Others: porridge can be used for bathing, Rice can kill birds, and steamed buns fly to the island of Taiwan...
Summary: The cafeteria is a place that can always bring us surprises: today, you think you have eaten the most unpalatable food in the world, but tomorrow, you will always find that you are wrong.