The pizza shop's super customer service
The phone at Dongdong Pizza rang, and the customer service representative picked it up.\Customer Service: Dongdong Pizza, hello, how may I help you?\Customer: Hello, I would like...\Customer Service: Sir, please tell me your AIC membership card number.\Customer: 135259**.\Customer Service: Hello Mr. Chen, you live at No. 1 XX Street, 12th Floor, Room 1205. Your home phone number is 2039*X. Is that correct?\Customer: How do you know my phone number?\Customer Service: Mr. Chen, it's because we have the AIC membership system.\Customer: I want a seafood pizza...\Customer Service: Mr. Chen, a seafood pizza is not suitable for you.\Customer: Why?\Customer Service: According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and elevated cholesterol.\Customer: Well... what can you recommend then?\Customer Service: You can try our low-fat healthy pizza.\Customer: How do you know I would like something like that?\Customer Service: You borrowed a book called "Low-Fat Healthy Recipes" at the Central Library last Monday.\Customer: Okay... then I want a family-size extra-large pizza. How much will it cost?\Customer Service: 99 yuan. This is enough for a family of six, but your mother should eat less because she just had heart bypass surgery last month and is in the recovery period.\Customer: Can I pay by card?\Customer Service: Mr. Chen, I'm sorry, please pay in cash because your credit card is maxed out. You currently owe the bank 4,807 yuan, not including the mortgage interest.\Customer: Forget it. Just deliver the pizza to my house; we have cash at home. How long will it take?\Customer Service: About thirty minutes. If you don't want to wait, you can come by bike yourself.\Customer: What?\Customer Service: According to the AICCRM system's GPS real-time auto-tracking records, you are currently riding this bike and are not far from our store.\Customer: *...*\Customer Service: Mr. Chen, please speak carefully. On April 1, 2004, you insulted ** with foul language and were sentenced to 10 days of detention and a fine of 200 yuan. If you don't want to repeat the mistake, please respond politely.\Customer: Well... forget it, I want nothing, not even the pizza!\Customer Service: Thank you for your call. Next Wednesday is your wife's birthday. Would you like to pre-order a birthday pizza? Pre-ordering a week in advance gets a 20% discount.\Customer: ...
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I was really bored today when an older guy added me on QQ and asked, 'How old are you this year?' (Hehe, whatever, I was bored so I chatted with him)\Me: 16\Older guy: Are you a virgin?\Me: 0.0 No\Older guy: Brain-dead! Non-mainstream! Post-90s! Kill Mat! Ignorant little kid, why didn't you learn properly from a young age? Don't you know how to keep yourself pure? At such a young age, why learn those stupid things! How did your parents and teachers raise you! Can you face your family with behavior like this!"\Me: (Who is this guy?).......\Decisively blocked him....\Damn, it made me so mad at the time,\I, a man of seven feet, so what if I'm not a virgin! So what! TMD
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