The pervert's will!

When everyone reads this will, I will already be in heaven peeping at angel girls taking a bath, because being a pervert on Earth is just too exhausting... Back in the day, I was already touching girls' butts in kindergarten at age 5, and at 10, sneaking a peek at girls bathing, so I guess you could say I was a seasoned pervert! But by 20, when my wolf instinct was at its peak, I kept failing... Since debuting at 18, I've pursued countless girls, but unfortunately never succeeded. The first girl I chased was cute like a little lamb at first, and just as I was happily preparing to 'have my meal', this 'little lamb' tricked me into giving my first kiss and ran off. Later I found out, she was actually a female pervert... After that setback, I started studying hard and, within a month, finished reading professional pervert textbooks like 'The Personal Cultivation of a Pervert' and 'How Wolves are Made', regrouped, and set out again to find prey. This time, I decided to 'take care of' someone familiar and prepared to 'seduce' a former classmate. This girl used to be very obedient, but when she got close to me this time, I found she had changed from a 'sweet girl' into a 'real fierce tigress.' That time when we went out shopping, as soon as I glanced at any passerby girl, I got punched in the head. After an hour of shopping, I ended up in the hospital with a concussion due to repeated severe blows to the head. After this lesson, I realized a lone wolf can't beat a tiger, so I decided to change my target and find a more docile girl. Eventually, I found a naïve little girl at a university, thinking this time I wouldn't get a concussion. I was very considerate towards her, taking care of her, teaching her everything, buying her everything. When I felt the timing was right and could 'have my meal', I took her home at night, ready to make the final move, but unexpectedly she exclaimed, 'Brother!!!' and I knew it was over. That night, she had to sleep in her bedroom and I slept in the living room, and I resorted to the most primitive method for men to resolve my physiological needs... Learning from previous failures, I decided to rally again, because 'failure is the precursor to success.' This time I targeted a 'non-mainstream' girl, and it was very successful; I nearly achieved my goal effortlessly, although it was leftovers from many others. Right after, I heard her scold me: 'Loser, why didn't you use more force just now!!!' Hearing this, my wolf pride took a severe hit... I realized that I am truly a failure, having chased countless girls without ever succeeding.So this time I decided to go after a real gentle sheep girl, although my fellow wolves had all warned that the more of a sheep girl she is, the more dangerous she would be. I know that generally, the chance of encountering a female wolf in sheep's clothing is even smaller than the chance of getting paralyzed in a grand event. Finally, I found my target. With my melancholic eyes and cold, handsome appearance, I quickly bewitched this little sheep. Just as I was about to reveal my wolf nature, I was bitten by a group of 'shepherd dogs'... Dragging my wounds, I climbed a 44-story building. I had already lost faith in this crazy world. As a lecher, first I was deceived by a she-wolf, and then I kept failing in my hunts, so I decided to go to another world to find my target... ____________________ Seeing the forum is a bit quiet today, I'm posting a joke to make everyone laugh a little!