Funny! Calculate how much your girlfriend is worth!

The original poster: Rogue Master@MUQing Views: 526 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2012-04-17 15:50:51
Calculate how much your girlfriend is worth! The base price is 1000. If her height is over 170 cm, add 100 for every extra centimeter. If her height is below 160 cm, subtract 100 for every missing centimeter. Long hair: 150. Can dance: 100. Can sing: 100. If her weight exceeds 110 jin, subtract 100 for every 10 jin over. If her weight is under 100 jin, subtract 100 for every 10 jin under. Nearsighted over 300 degrees: subtract 100 for every 100 degrees. Has had a relationship and was dumped once: subtract 100; Has dumped someone once: add 100; Never had a relationship: 100. Over 23 years old: subtract 100 for each additional year. Has a medical history: subtract 100 for each condition. Can't play mahjong: 100. Doesn't drink: 100. Drinks heavily: subtract 200. Smokes: subtract 200. Has pets: 100. Likes pets: 50. Can cook: 300. Gentle and cute: 100. Immature and always willful: subtract 200. Always tells you she misses you: 100. Likes to take you to school reunions: 100. Cares about you and prevents you from smoking or drinking: 100. Doesn't interfere with your personal life: 100. Always insists on going shopping with you: subtract 100. Dresses according to your liking: 100. Can't do laundry: subtract 200. Argues every day: subtract 200. Always blames you during arguments regardless of fault: 100. Wants you to lull her to sleep every day: 100. Very obedient: 100... obedient only to you, not others: 200. Will cry for you: 100. Always makes you cry: subtract 100. Very independent and doesn't expect you to buy everything: 200. Not willful in front of your friends: 100. Can put on makeup: 100. Will do laundry for you: 100. Mature and steady: 100. Doesn't smile much when with you: subtract 200. Wants you to skip class to spend time with her: subtract 200. Fails one exam: subtract 100. Will give you things she made herself: 100. Always says you're ugly: subtract 200. Never taken a photo booth sticker: subtract 200. Summary: below 1500 yuan, forget it. 2000–2800 is normal. 2800–3500 is premium. Over 3500, you should marry her as soon as possible! If you wait, it's gone!
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The person I love is not my lover
No girlfriend... only the one I love passing by...
The person I love doesn't love me!
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3600。。
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