Leave note from the Chinese department, awesome!

Dear Teacher: Last night, the rain was heavy and the wind fierce, the sky looked strange, and the weather changed suddenly. As I was still in my dreams, unprepared, I unfortunately caught a cold! At the time of the rooster's crow, I realized it. Unexpectedly, it was already too late! The virus entered my body, and I suffered greatly! I also regret that last night before going to bed, I did not listen to my roommate's advice to add an extra quilt, leading to this morning's predicament. I am in pain, I am regretful! There is nothing else, only heartfelt tears! My roommates were all moved! I originally wanted my academic achievements to be a lifelong pursuit! How could I abandon my studies to escape illness! Therefore, I set out for school. But halfway there, the cold wind blew in my face, and the pain struck again. Both tears and mucus flowed from me. I reached a state worse than death. I had no strength to continue. Out of necessity, I had to borrow a friend's arm and return! Hence, the aforementioned is the reason why I did not arrive at school. My teacher should understand, my absence was out of necessity. It was not because I did not wish to, but because I could not. I also understand that my not appearing causes my teacher the pain of losing an excellent student. Without me, your class is dull and tasteless! Your suffering, I also share! But illness does not spare anyone, I respectfully ask for your understanding! If I am fortunate enough to see you again and attend your class again, I am willing to humbly beg for forgiveness and disgrace myself! Alas, how sorrowful! How painful! Sincerely, your student, ***