What about people in the past?
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A man found a magic lamp. The lamp said it could grant him three wishes. The man looked at the lamp and exclaimed, 'Wow, my penis exploded.' Then he told the lamp to restore it to its original state. Seeing that his penis was back to normal, he exclaimed again, 'Wow, my penis exploded.'
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