Techniques for picking up girls

First of all, if you don't know: Pavlov, Schrödinger, and Heisenberg, please Google them yourself.

Pavlov: There was once a biologist who published the "Pavlov Method of Wooing Girls": Every day, place a carefully prepared breakfast in the drawer of the female colleague/classmate you like, and remain silent. No matter how she asks, do not make jokes. Persist in this for one to two months. When the girl becomes accustomed to your punctual daily breakfast, suddenly stop delivering it. She will certainly feel deep confusion and disappointment, and will come to you with curiosity and questions. At this time, make your move to win her over. This method draws from biologist Pavlov's “conditioned reflex experiment,” hence the name "Pavlov Method of Wooing Girls."

Schrödinger: It is well known that to explain the probabilistic nature of quantum theory simply, the great Schrödinger made a hypothesis: A cat is placed in a box with a radioactive substance that has a 50% chance of decaying (if the substance decays, a hammer connected to a Geiger counter will break a vial of cyanide, then the cat… dies). If we open the box, we can know whether the substance has decayed, whether the cat is dead. But before opening the box, the cat exists in a pitiful state of being simultaneously alive and dead, or “half-dead, half-alive.” This means that an event exists in a so-called "probability cloud" until observed, and collapses into reality once observed.

The Schrödinger Method of Wooing Girls is a power-boosted version of the Pavlov Method: Every morning, you flip a coin to let the great randomness decide whether to deliver breakfast to the girl today. In this way, before she opens her drawer each day, she does not know whether breakfast will be there. The presence or absence of breakfast is an entirely independent random event, completely unpredictable. Each morning's breakfast becomes a mysterious unknown for the girl, gradually attracting her to this mysterious phenomenon, and ultimately she will inevitably develop strong interest in the person delivering it. You shroud yourself in mystery within her heart. This enigmatic man, carrying the profound melancholy of quantum theory, will make her utterly captivated!Heisenberg: The uncertainty principle dating method enhanced patch is as follows: If the coin toss results in not bringing breakfast that day, then take a picture of the breakfast that could have been brought, clearly showing the combination of various foods, drinks, and fruits, including the ingredient list and nutritional information, and place it in the girl's drawer. If the coin toss results in bringing breakfast that day, then put the prepared breakfast into a blender, crush and mix it into a paste, and wrap it before placing it in the girl's drawer. In this way, the girl either gets breakfast but doesn't know what she's eating, or clearly knows the breakfast menu for the day but can't eat it, thereby gaining a deeper understanding of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. In this way, a heart fluttering with excitement is captured by the powerful gravitational field of physics.