Nowadays girls give me a headache.
1: Yesterday in class, just as I was plugging in my earphones and listening to music, I heard next to me: 'Because of love, I won't easily be sad…~' Suddenly, the girl behind me yelled: 'Hmph! You all are bullying me, I'm going to tell the village chief…' (And she was imitating Lazy Sheep's voice…) The whole class was petrified… This is true! 2: Tonight, I rode my fixed-gear bike that I haven't used for years to go out and play. A friend said there was a girl behind me with a baby voice, very loli-like, and told me to turn around. I swear, that girl was even more tragic-looking than Feng Jie, almost causing me to have an accident! Little tip from me: if you want to go out and look at pretty girls, it's best not to ride a fixed-gear bike or a dirt bike… From now on, I'll ride a motorcycle! (My little lamb…)
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True love is not that you know he (she) just how good to be together; but know that he (she) has not or would not leave too much
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