I can't take it!
My deskmate only does two things at school every day: sleeping and farting! No way, the day after tomorrow I have to bring a Biohazard helmet... My deskmate is really awesome, sleeping through all four classes at school every day, and even after class. The annoying part is he farts while sleeping, I can't stand it!?!
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Pfft... fart... This is to get your attention, dear. Obviously, your colleague has feelings for you.
Otherwise, the day after tomorrow I'll make him sit next to you; he's the world-famous know-it-all.
Tragedy. I thought it was just a fart from a close friend.
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