How to create a blank? & Laughing at you: The terrifying consequences of accidentally entering the women's restroom

What happened with the recent UBB incident? Was it like this?\Then if I tell a joke, it won't count as spam, right, hehe\I had a date with a female online friend at a certain park in the morning when it was still not crowded. Just before the time, I suddenly felt a stomachache.\Cursing the unscrupulous stall selling fried dough sticks, I continued to endure and wait.\Pain.\Very painful.\Extremely painful.\Rushed to the restroom first.\After an intense session, I felt a sudden relief, but when I reached into my pocket, I froze: I didn't bring any toilet paper.\I'll wait for someone to come in and borrow a piece.\So I waited.\Twenty minutes passed, and no one came in.\It was late autumn, the restroom was well-ventilated. When I first came in, I admired it, but now I truly felt the painful chill as the wind blew on my butt.\Endured it!\After waiting for my online friend for some time, standing exhausted, it was initially quite pleasant when I first squatted down, but now I deeply felt the numb, cold, swollen pain in my legs.\Endured it!\My rhinitis was conveniently fine today. At first, I was delighted to smell the stench in the toilet, happy that my nose had regained its sense of smell, but now I deeply felt the pain of my lungs being seriously poisoned.\Endured it!\This park is usually sparsely visited. When I first came, I prided myself on choosing this location for the date, but now my heart felt icy and disheartened.\Unable to endure any longer, I pulled out my phone to call for backup. Connecting. I couldn't very openly and directly tell my friend about such an awkward situation, right? So we started talking about the weather, then the Iraq war situation, then seahorse reproduction, and then life on alien planets. When we got to what Qin Shi Huang looked like, I finally felt the chance had come. I shyly started: "Um, I…" The phone then played a joyous ringtone, and it turned off automatically because the battery died.\I was completely stunned.\Wait!\I waited.\No one.\I suddenly felt like crying.\Fortunately, at that moment, footsteps outside the restroom lifted my spirits. Truly, when one door closes, another opens; people have joys and sorrows, and everything works out in the end…\I felt my mind become suddenly sharp.\When that person just walked in, I secretly summoned my inner strength and called out in a low, strong baritone: "Brother, can I borrow some paper? I forgot mine."\That person, shocked as if electrocuted, yelled: "How come this is the men's restroom?"\Then, bowing his head like chanting, he walked back: "Sorry, sorry, wrong place, wrong place."So it turned out that it was a woman who entered the wrong room! A man was actually seen by a woman in his most vulnerable state! Anger and indignation mixed together. However, it was only ten seconds later that I realized I was wrong. I really shouldn't have been so angry. Ten seconds later, the woman started yelling outside again: I didn't enter the wrong place, how come there's a man in the women's restroom?! Redness layered itself across my face, tears filling my eyes. You can imagine such a tragic scene. At this moment, the remaining rationality in my mind told me: The opportunity is fleeting; if you don't seize it, the immense physical pain will continue. I hoarsely said: Miss, throw a piece of paper in, please! After the immense mental pain passes, you will realize that shamelessness is, after all, also a kind of relief. A little while later, a freshly bought newspaper was gently thrown in. I held the newspaper tightly, clenching it tightly, tightly. Then I rubbed it forcefully with my hands, cursing the editorial department of this newspaper with the most venomous words in my heart! This newspaper is usually printed on regular paper, but today it was its 20th anniversary, and all the newspapers were printed on sixteen-page coated hard paper! As I put on my pants, I gently comforted myself: Luckily, there are few people today, the embarrassment is only known to one woman, and she doesn't even know me! A small blessing in misfortune. Upon exiting the restroom, I suddenly noticed that a large group of elderly women doing morning exercise had gathered outside. At the front of the crowd, a girl was carefully explaining: Ladies, when you go in later, there's a gentleman who entered by mistake and didn't bring paper. When you go in, it will be fine immediately... Just then, I stepped out calmly. When all eyes focused on me, I suddenly felt like a thousand arrows pierced my heart. I choked back tears and said to the girl: Thank you, thank you, thank you... The girl waved generously: It's nothing, a trivial matter. As she was leaving, the girl suddenly called out to me! You wouldn't happen to be Xiao Ming, would you? Your clothing is just like what my online friend described~ I: ………………………………