Damn, this homeroom teacher, I'm speechless..

Just got back from a break and I'm exhausted. This morning in the first class, I was already face-down on the desk. It was supposed to be Guang Ge's class in our class, but he didn't come, so I decided to just lie down first and ended up dozing off. Then someone patted me on the back, and I looked up—damn, Guang Ge was here. It looked like he was going to lecture me, and I don't know if I was still half-asleep or what, but he actually said: 'Teacher, it's Tuesday today, why are you here for the first self-study period?'… Oh my, I originally wanted to play innocent—today is Wednesday, and the first period is indeed Guang Ge's class. Unexpectedly, Guang Ge was first stunned, then said, 'Oh, I remembered wrong,' and swaggered away! Everyone around couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. The class monitor said to me, 'Quick, go call the homeroom teacher back.' So I ran after him, and then I saw Guang Ge standing in front of the office, smoking a cigarette and chatting happily with a teacher. I thought, okay, let him finish this cigarette first; it's not easy for him normally. Finally, he finished that one, and the teacher left. I was about to go over when Guang Ge casually lit another cigarette… Damn, you're ruthless. After he finally finished the second one, seeing Guang Ge about to reach for another, I hurried forward and just said: 'Teacher…'…… The class ended…… Guang Ge still looked confused, and I showed a face full of despair: 'It's fine…' and then I left. In the whole morning, Guang Ge didn't even notice… Back in the dorm at noon, we've been laughing non-stop… Damn, this homeroom teacher is just too natural… I am completely speechless…