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The original poster: tomato tomato tomato Views: 282 Replies: 7 Posted in: 2012-05-06 16:22:11
1. A male deer, as it walked, it started walking faster and faster, and in the end, it became a highway (deer)!!!!\2. Two tomatoes were crossing the road, a car sped by, one tomato couldn't dodge in time and got squashed, the other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed: Wahahaha, tomato sauce…\3. The big bad wolf said: 'I'm going to eat you!!!' Can you guess what happened?\As a result, the big bad wolf ate the little sheep.\4. A stone and a rice cake fought, and the stone gave it a flying kick that sent the rice cake into the sea…\Once upon a time, there was a couple who privately pledged to be together for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military. So he made a promise to the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet her three years later, with that ring becoming the wedding ring. After three hard years, the girl waited for the boy but he never came. Heartbroken and desperate, she threw the ring into the sea and left for another place. However, the boy had also been waiting for the girl all along, but the girl misunderstood the meeting location, and so it became a forever regret. The boy was heartbroken… After a few years, the boy went fishing, guess what he caught?\A rice cake!!!\5. Is a dumpling male or female?\Answer: Male, because a dumpling has a wrapper.
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Haha!!!
So cold...
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I stand in the fierce wind, wishing I could be bold and passionate... (forgot)
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