Woman: Are you there?
Man: I am everywhere!
Woman: Oh… dizzy…
Man: Come, dizzy into my arms, come on baby!
Woman: Haha… what's your name?
Man: I didn't call anything, you didn't harass me, did you?
Woman: I'm asking your name.
Man: Oh yeah~ My compound surname is Nangong, called Pengyou, shortened to Nan Pengyou!
Woman: Haha, friend…
Man: Yes, please call me by my full name, Boyfriend, OK?
Woman: Stop it, you're taking advantage of me again…
Man: You're not some vegetable in the market, why would I take advantage?
Woman: You…
Man: Oh, tears! Actually, that was just my stage name, my surname is Ni, called Lao Gong. How about you?
Woman: Uh… I'm called Xiao Wei!
Man: So it's you!
Woman: You know me?
Man: Yeah, I hum you every day!
Woman: How do you hum?
Man: Xiao Wei, do you know how much I love you…
Woman: Haha, you're really funny!
Man: Everyone says so!
Woman: You're really not humble.
Man: Wrong! I'm not hypocritical!
Woman: You're so narcissistic!
Man: Wrong! I'm confident!
Woman: I give up on you…
Man: I weigh 60 kilograms, can you handle that?
Woman: … (frustrated) How old are you?
Man: Hard to describe, very burly!
Woman: I'm asking your age?
Man: Two times two is four, four times four is sixteen, sixteen plus eight minus four is how much?
Woman: Twenty…
Man: Correct answer, but no reward… and you?
Woman: Haha, I'm eighteen.
Man: Eighteen is great!
Woman: How do you figure?
Man: They say eighteen eighteen is a flower!
Woman: So what?
Man: I boldly want to pick you, what do you think?
Woman: I'm a rose with thorns, aren't you afraid?
Man: Can't type the 'pa' word.
Woman (changes topic): Where are you from?
Man: Central Plains.
Woman: Uh… where in the Central Plains?
Man: Embarrassed to say, I roam the four seas with no fixed home!
Woman: Really?
Man: Would your intelligence let me fool you?
Woman: True… but don't you want a real home?
Man: Of course I do, but…
Woman: But what?
Man: But no girl is willing to be my partner.
Woman: Go find one then!
Man: In today's society, reality is harsh, true love is hard to find, not so easy.
Woman: Hey, don't be so down, it will happen!
Man: Will it? I'm so lonely, don't know when I'll get rid of it.
Woman: I'm talking to you now, and you're still lonely?
Man: No, it feels good, but only for a while…
Woman: Weren't you afraid you couldn't type it?
Man (suddenly realizes): Right, I want to pick you, this rose with thorns.Woman: I have already received the thorns, pick me up and take me home so I won't wither, can you do it? Man: There are two songs that are my promise to you... Woman: Which two? Man: "Xiao Wei" and "Bodyguard of Flowers." Woman: Really? Man: Indeed, this heart can be witnessed by heaven and earth, shown by the sun and moon! Woman: Mm, boyfriend! Man: Hehe, it's better to call me Lao Gong! Woman: Mm... husband!
