1. When the baby was born, her hair was unusually good—thick, black, and long. My husband said he would make a fetal hair brush for the baby. I said her hair could make many brushes. My husband thought for a moment and said: 'Well, then let's make a fetal hair mop!'
2. My wife was on a business trip, so my husband had to personally prepare food for our son. After much effort, the dishes were finally on the table.
Dad: 'Son, how is the taste of these dishes?'
Son: 'I don't know, I vomited too quickly and didn't get to taste it!'
3. Yesterday, I went with my husband to choose a toilet. When we got to one, I accidentally farted and tried to pull my husband away quickly, but it didn't work, and I ran off by myself. My husband bent down to lift the toilet lid to check its structure and was surprised to find it smelled so bad. He looked up and asked the store clerk: 'Isn't this supposed to be new?'
4. Two men about to become fathers were pacing anxiously in front of the hospital delivery room. A said: 'My wife refuses to give birth early or late, but she had to deliver during my holiday, ruining all my travel plans. It's so disappointing!'
B got even angrier and said: 'I'm even more disappointed!'
A asked: 'How come?'
B replied: 'My wife actually gave birth during our honeymoon. You tell me, isn't that disappointing?'
If this made you laugh, give it a thumbs up!!! Only fools wouldn't.
