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The original poster: Simple and superficial Views: 125 Replies: 1 Posted in: 2012-05-07 13:29:29
1. Dog: Works part-time at Mouse Company, and has become a full-time security guard.
2. Chicken: Works part-time at Owl Group, reminding employees to leave work on time.
3. Weasel: Works part-time at Fox School, teaching how to knock on doors, greet others, and wish New Year greetings.
4. Monkey: Works part-time at Wolf Academy, specializing in teaching how to scheme for power.
5. Penguin: Works part-time at Spider Network Company, in charge of logging QQ members on and off.
6. Giant Panda: Works part-time at Bear Beauty Salon, teaching big and young ladies how to shape eyebrows and do eye makeup.
7. Donkey: Works part-time at Wild Horse Travel Company, mainly teaching lessons and experiences about 'donkey trips'.
8. Gecko: Works part-time at Monkey Mountaineering Team, guiding how to perform vertical climbing on flat surfaces.
9. Mouse: Works part-time at Pangolin Drilling Team, specifically responsible for how to dig caves winding and crooked.
10. Toad: Guest professor at Frog University Psychology Department, teaching—the frog that doesn't want to kiss the swan must have psychological issues.
11. Firefly: Works part-time at Dragonfly Flight Academy, telling flight attendants they also need to develop the habit of flying at night.
12. Mosquito: Works part-time at Dung Beetle Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital—not only able to make pills, but also needs to know how to give injections and IV drips.
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